Shockingly, I don't always do Majora's mask stuff.

(The Waddle Dee runs away.)

(...the paper just has an awful drawing of Dark Matter Swordsman on it labeled as 'Dork Matter Swords-nerd'.)

[Brisket comes in, laughing cutel- I mean maniacally.]

I have FINALLY found you, EVIL Papyrus! Now, suffer at the will of my mischief!!!!

[Brisket fake punches you.]

[They feel proud about it.]

MWAHAHAHAAAAA! Okay, I'm done causing mischief.

(Sorry if I hit you TOO hard...)

-Brisket from @brisket-knight-miitopia

HELLO. YOU DIDN'T HIT ME THAT HARD, DON'T WORRY! (IT WAS PATHETIC). HERE'S SOME COMPLIMENTARY CHEESE FOR TRYING, AT LEAST.

[Brisket got The Evil Cheese Wheel (Aged)! Heals 20 HP normally, 40 HP if you're evil~]

#2, PATHETIC?! I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE REAL PATHETIC ONE YOU POOR EXCUSE OF A RECOLOR!

[Brisket then tries to stab EVIL Papyrus with a bat. (like, the animal, but a weapon.)]

[Unfortunately, he's a skeleton. Bones are pretty difficult to cut through.]

[*A cascade of spiders come out of EVIL PAPYRUS' mouth.]

-@marioismissing-weegee

Oh, hey Weegee. Who are ya after this time?...

Now

W-wait you were being serious?

NYAH HAH HAH!

- @random-spell-anon

*This is a REGIFTABLE MAGIC SPELL! You may tag someone to send it to once you've had your fill of using it, and they may regift it as well. In addition, please tag me whenever it's regifted! I'd love to watch the spell travel!*

It’a feels just like Super Mario Galaxy again!

You know what? I’m’a Going to change up the’a rules a little bit, and’a turn this into a reblog game!

everyone who’a reblogs this post will get the’a glitter spin!!!

Merry Christmas! ✨

dr. tornado! ✨️✨️✨️✨️

...My spins look relatively normal.

anyways here are all the people I'll tag

The Carnival of Time 🌕

I wanted to start the year off with a special piece from one of my favorite games ✨ Here's to the new year!

We're making a house

Give us materials to work with

Ralsy: Well, we gotta have wood for the walls...

Ralsy: What about you guys?

A platter of chilidogs! Can’t be working hungry, and what better to satisfy than chilidogs?

Well, I haven't got any new inventions to stress test, so I think a little more basic materials are in order- I'll bring the insulation so it stays warm in the winter.

I will manufacture one quickly.

Anything you would like to add, OG?

I would like to recommend the installation of a security system. Surveillance cameras, alarms, etc.

Great suggestion. Would any of the Means like to add something?

Well o’I would like-

ARRRRGH, A PORT FOR ONLY THE FINEST SHIPS THAT EVER DID SAIL ACROSS THE 7 C’S, CAP’N!

And how do you know the house is connected to the ocean?

…

IN THAT CASE, UHM, INSTALL A RIVER….PATH….WHAT HAVE YE, THAT FLOWS DIRECTLY BEXT TO THE DOCK SO THAT THE SHIPS CA-

ALLROIGHT, SHOVE IT, YE BIG BLOOMING CAPTAINJACK WANNABE!!

A laptop, for ‘aving only the most bloody intelligent discussions on internet forums. ’ated be roight useful, innit?

…sure.

Now. A training room. A combat training room specifically.

Oh, ‘ere we focking go again! Let’s all wobble and cower before ol’ mighty and edgy over ‘ere!

That’s enough. I can sense the bickering about to start, so i’m shutting this post down right now.

You are all dismissed.

Goodbye.

Empress, the tags?

Oh,

Right:

@bestvalue1997 @theonenonlyx @eggman-eggpire-offical

Mario: Hiding and playing Kirby

Luigi: Fighting the Color Characters (and befriending a couple)

Toad (one of them at least): Infected

Daisy: Existing

Wario: Bunkered up and shooting any that come near

Waluigi: Existing

Bowser: MIA

Bowser Jr: Confuzzled

NEARLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE IS A MIRROR OF YOURS

THE LAYOUT IS EVEN INVERTED TOO, SO THE KITCHEN IS ON THE LEFT SIDE INSTEAD OF THE RIGHT, ECT.

...