Hiya! I'm Tails! You may or may not know me, but I and my brother Sonic are here to answer any questions you all might have!
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@skypatrol92
Hiya! I'm Tails! You may or may not know me, but I and my brother Sonic are here to answer any questions you all might have!

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as of now, i’m putting my @skypatrol92 and @trappedinthismachine01 askblogs on a hiatus, because i just can’t get the motivation to run them due to some stuff happening lately. i’ve wanted to revamp them with my own art and better formatting anyways, so this is the chamce for me to do it.
not sure when that’ll be, but that’s what will eventually happen once i find the motivation again.
my @detective-tails-official and @tf2-scout-official officialverse askblogs will remain open though, since they are a little less story-based and more relaxed.
Of all 18 fucking years and 2 months of living on this planet... I still have absolutely what the hell is going on.
-A bug dragon devil thingy idk
You and me both, pal. But we’re living, right?
At least stopping the egghead’s schemes is fun, even if I STILL don’t understand why he is still doing this. You’d think he’d given up by now.
*a portal opens and the barely functional remains of neo metal sonic comes slowly crawling through with a remote looking thing, the only things left are the upper half of his chest, half of his left arm and his head with a fist sized hole on the top*
AAH! M-METAL! YOU-
Whoa, what the heck happened to you?? and why are you NEO again???
*neo would look up at tails with his singular working eye that was flickering a lot before a bunch of garbled sounds would be emited with the only words that could be made out being "serious" and "help"*
I, uh… Hm… You know what? I’m gonna fix you! Maybe I can-
Hey, Tails! I’m baAAOH MY GAIA IT’S NEO METAL, TAILS LOOK OUT!!
*a portal opens and the barely functional remains of neo metal sonic comes slowly crawling through with a remote looking thing, the only things left are the upper half of his chest, half of his left arm and his head with a fist sized hole on the top*
AAH! M-METAL! YOU-
Whoa, what the heck happened to you?? and why are you NEO again???

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Silver keeps randomly showing up in the middle of the night and eating the cheese out of our fridge.
I need those blocks for chillidogs, silver! Cut it out! I know it’s you!
Oh shit! Quick, Cann, what's his name again?! Uhh... Michael! Maggie! MYLES! Whatever you do, don't touch the cube! I heard it does horrible things beyond- wait. NOOOO-!! *Monster gets swept away by Gizmo*
… What just happened?
[[THOU SHALT NOT ALTER THE FATE OF THE BLOG! But I can do that :3 the cube has been contained. NOW BEGONE!]]
Well that’s, uh, ominous…
Metal, who or what is a Sage Robotnik.
*beeps in informing that Sage is a sentient AI created by the doctor to be able to assist him with running his empire and unlike generative AI they are actually competent*
He is using an AI now? I am unsure what to think of this. But why give it a proper name when he has never done such for any of his other creations?
Oh, right! You probably aren’t caught up on what happened on the starfall islands!
Sorry for, uh, intercepting communications here… saw it and thought i’d share some knowledge :3
Basically, Sage was an advanced A.I. that he used to crack into the technology of an ancient alien civilization. Now, WHY he gave her a proper name, I can’t say for certain. BUT! Over the whole mess that occured on the starfall islands, he kinda grew attached to her? Like, maybe it was just cause hes getting old, but he sees her as a daughter.
She’s… nice enough. She got along with Sonic fairly well by the end of our time there. Still the daughter of Eggman, yes, but much more approachable.
My theory is that he’s just an old fart now, he’s started to soften up. So he wanted a daughter more advanced than the regular badniks, maybe as a sister to Metal (since Metal rebels against him often).
Hello Tails. If this is the Tails I know because as I have recently found out, tumblr is apparently connected to the multiverse. How are things on the mainland?
Mecha?? You are on tumblr???
I didn’t even know you had wifi on that little island…
I get the feeling that I am not YOUR tails, but things are pretty good where I am! The egghead hasn’t been attacking as much lately, so it’s been a nice little break.
It’s cool to get to hear from a mecha again, though!

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Hiii alternate Amy!! I've seen a few of you on here so far...
I tried making some cookies and while they may not be the best, I think they came out at least ok! So I figured it wouldn't hurt to send them across the multiverse to you!
-Tails, from @skypatrol92
Thanks for the cookies, Tails! And what do you mean "a few of me on here"?
I guess that Sonic and Shadow blog did mention that they hit the multiverse...weird...
Yeah! Frankly, even I barely understand it.
It seems this site transcends and time somehow, like a door to the multiverse. I've even met alternate versions of me on here!
*demanding beep*
AAH! METAL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE- oh right. Sorry, completely forgot. Had a not so great night due to the weather, and it completely slipped my mind. Just hang here a sec, I’ll go get Sonic…
I am way too exhausted to deal with this…
*sits down and waits silently*
*sorts through my rock collection i have on hand while continuing to wait*
Alright, faker, what d'ya want- oh hey, cool rock collection.
*holds up a finger to signal to wait before i then put away the rocks back into their compartments and once im done i then stand up and give a thumbs up to signify im done i then get into a position where im ready to go full speed to race as i then look at sonic waiting for him to get ready to race aswell*
*impatient beep*
Yeah yeah I'm getting to it. Yeesh, you're really eager to get your butt kicked by me again, huh? Alright, I'll show you what REAL speed is! Try and keep up, eh?
*sonic zooms off, not even waiting for metal*
Same as always...
*dismayed beep before i quickly follow suit*
*demanding beep*
AAH! METAL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE- oh right. Sorry, completely forgot. Had a not so great night due to the weather, and it completely slipped my mind. Just hang here a sec, I’ll go get Sonic…
I am way too exhausted to deal with this…
*sits down and waits silently*
*sorts through my rock collection i have on hand while continuing to wait*
Alright, faker, what d'ya want- oh hey, cool rock collection.
*holds up a finger to signal to wait before i then put away the rocks back into their compartments and once im done i then stand up and give a thumbs up to signify im done i then get into a position where im ready to go full speed to race as i then look at sonic waiting for him to get ready to race aswell*
*impatient beep*
Yeah yeah I'm getting to it. Yeesh, you're really eager to get your butt kicked by me again, huh? Alright, I'll show you what REAL speed is! Try and keep up, eh?
*sonic zooms off, not even waiting for metal*
Same as always...
*demanding beep*
AAH! METAL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE- oh right. Sorry, completely forgot. Had a not so great night due to the weather, and it completely slipped my mind. Just hang here a sec, I’ll go get Sonic…
I am way too exhausted to deal with this…
*sits down and waits silently*
*sorts through my rock collection i have on hand while continuing to wait*
Alright, faker, what d'ya want- oh hey, cool rock collection.
*The T-Posing Titanium Triple T-droids are T-Posing in the background*
*Do you feel intimidated Triple T?*
… what are you, a knockoff G.U.N. Hunter? Some replica of those Egg Gunner bots the egghead used, like, one time and never again?
Did he even really use those, actually? It’s kinda hard to remember…
I’ve destroyed enough of those, I’m not afraid of you. Besides, Sonic would turn you into scrap metal if you even tried anything.

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You mean Shadow? Cause that’s what he is. With sonic. Like, all the time.
I genuinely don’t know how they didn’t get together sooner, to be honest.
*demanding beep*
AAH! METAL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE- oh right. Sorry, completely forgot. Had a not so great night due to the weather, and it completely slipped my mind. Just hang here a sec, I’ll go get Sonic…
I am way too exhausted to deal with this…