The wings vary in size from elbow-span to full arm span and bigger and sprout from the shoulder blades
They also vary in colour and pattern
There’re stereotypes for wing type
Just generic stuff like bigger wings = bigger genitals
But also stuff like “people with crow wings are untrustworthy”
Wing type and size can run in the family
“Yea, I got my dad’s colouring but my mum’s pattern”
People find different wing types attractive
“Damn! Look at the wings on that guy!”
So there are bad pick up lines
“I’d ask you if it hurt when you fell from heaven, but with those wings, I doubt you could!”
New wing-related body language
People put their wings around their loved ones protectively or romantically
Wings expand to their full width when their owners are threatened
Flared wings = intimidation
People hide behind their wings
Wings change as people age
So there are youngin’s who are insecure that their wings look different than their peers
And this leads to the sexualisation of over/underdeveloped wings
Because wings won’t make humanity suck less
Sex-ed includes a part about wing growth and care
People missing one or more wings
Mostly in accidents or birth defects but removing someone’s wings can be a sign of dishonour
There are some that match wings nearly perfectly and others that are bright and colourful to show pride in the missing parts
And other wing related disabilities
Some people can’t close up their wings to their back so they need aids to keep them from stretching too far out while indoors
Stimming by wing flapping
Rapid wing flapping is such an autistic stereotype that people do it to mock others and its listed as one of the “telltale” signs of autism
It’s not actually anymore common than any other stim, people just care more about it cause it causes the most property damage
Wings spasm and restless wing syndrome
The kid who sits in front of you in math has a wing spasm and hits you in the face
Cultures where people cover their wings for the sake of modesty
Like, can you not see a kid putting a good couple dozen tiny plastic clips and ribbons in their wings
Dying of wings different colours
People change the colour of theirs to another natural colour like a darker or lighter shade of brown
But also people dying their wings 14 shades of purple
And there are different patterns that can be dyed into them
Hairstylists but for wings
Wing cosmetic surgery to change their shape
Getting gray feathers in wings with age
Male pattern loss of feathers
Buff dudes and gals with absolutely ripped wings
Certain wing shape being considered masculine and some feminine
TERFs doing the whole “How to tell if X is trans by wing shape/size/colour”
Of course, this is all bs
Especially since different races have different wing types
Its all just racist, sexist, transphobic bs
It is very rude to touch someone’s wings without their permission
Depending on the context and place touched, its even assault
Getting to touch the underside of your partner’s wings with your hands is the equivalent of ‘secound-base’ or something
And close friends hug each other and cuddle into the inside of each other’s wings
“Jessie gives the best hugs. Their wings are just so soft”
“Please keep your arms, legs, and wings inside the ride at all times”
Man-spreading but with wings
Just people with wings in general
Can you tell I think about this too often
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