Gosh I’d love to give it a try. It’s just so hard to find the time with all the *describes a daily schedule that is 65% dilly-dallying*

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.

the varying povs in asoiaf really do have distinctive voices from one another like for instance jaime is always ending his sentences with a vague ellipsis because he’s stupid. jon will interject his emo navel-gazing in italics between the plot happening consistently more than other characters do. bran is the youngest pov child so his internal thoughts are structured to be simpler than the others except for victarion, whose idiocy is truly astounding and has less of an internal dialogue going on than the seven year old. theon’s brain comes up with shit like the certain undeniable spice of fucking a tavern wench in lord eddard stark’s own bed and his lips look like two worms fucking. joncon is gay. cersei. this is all a testament to george btw you could drop me in any random chapter and within a couple of sentences i could tell you whose head i’m in just based on how mean their thoughts are. that’s awesome.