Just Some Nonsense

I maintain 2 is the correct response if I'm at the bus stop and this person is boring the life about me about their family. Context is important.

MY BRAIN: Is vegetarian chili "chili sin carne"?

Unicorns will steal your lunch out of your backpack, even though they don't intend to eat it, or particularly want it.

I made my FFXIV character into a pixel sprite. Because I can.

I suppose there are situations where you would ask this. I just seems like a bit of an odd way of putting it in English, devoid of context.

Then look disappointed when you say "no".

Do you ever feel like we're all just being trolled by Duolingo?

Um, that actually sounds kind of serious. Maybe we should get him some medical attention or something? I mean, we're out here in the frozen wastes of Coerthas fighting dragons and shit.

ME: No. Die in fire.

ME: [dutifully uploads that picture of the farting unicorn that I considered selling as a T-shirt design]

This company sells such oddly specific miniatures, and I am here for it. Perhaps I'll make stats for a Mass of Snakes Posing as a Charlatan and inflict it on my D&D players. As though the Rampaging Stove, Elderbrain Pseudodragon Possums, and immortal farting bear weren't bad enough. NOTE: I am not affiliated with Questbourne in any way. I just kind of want a Mass of Snakes Posing as a Charlatan miniature now.