lady bug 🐞

let's do it! as long as the hotties with accents don't actually speak french in front of me, we should be good. the french language is not as romantic as people say. at least not in my opinion. you're not staying in france, mai. what the hell would i do without you? sure, hook up with a hot french woman all you want, but you're leaving with me at the end of the festival. there's my girl! fuck yes. we're doing this. i have a feeling i'll be drunk all throughout this festival. just... make sure i'm not a hot mess on the red carpet.

I definitely think you're going home in love with at least one french hottie. How was your week? Did you have fun at the festival? I had to duck out early. i'm back on set this week, for a long over due callie and mariana reunion.

You think it might be a good idea to write a little "Dear Pete's future wife, from one woman to another" thing that I can hand to them as a disclaimer whenever something starts looking serious? 'Cos I don't wanna false advertise here. I wish I could share your optimism, Mai, but skepticism has won this time. Imagine four days ago I was considering telling Chase that we should spend some time apart, then not even a week later seeing all over the internet that Ariana's already got a new dude. Honestly, I must have schmuck written across my forehead for actually believing she still felt something towards me and wasn't just trying to pass the time. She really just 'break up with ur girlfriend, i'm bored' her way in and out of my life again.

Are you going to make it down the aisle? Besides that warning should probably come before the I do's. Otherwise that feels a little entrapment-like. Wait--- what the hell... I'm sorry Pete. Shit, she really found someone new? What happened to her loving you and wanting you?!

i may be an idiot, but it's not easy for me to forget things about you. i loved you. sure... are you enjoying yourself?

You're not an idiot Kaje. I don't know, hearing it in past tense, that hits different. Fuck. I like the food, still nervous for the Vanity Fair party tomorrow. Are you enjoying it though?

don't be silly. i know you. you get nervous at events like that. are you feeling better?

i don't know, i just thought you'd forgot that or something. I snuck out midway through the movie and went to bed. But I'm feeling better today. Thank you for checking.

you looked good last night... miss seeing you smile, even if it's fake. @maimitchell

How do you know it wasn't real?

mai: kidnap me and take me to london for a week, show me all your wild ways lou!

mai: kidnap me and take me to london for a week, show me all your wild ways lou!

Having a snotty baby while being snotty yourself is not a good look for me. I’m covered in drool and baby tears while looking like I just got out of bed. We love allergies and teething. It’s a great look for mama, ya know. The latest trend. What’s your favorite fashion trend? Should we try to bring something back?

Hey roomie! Should I be expecting baby drool and baby tears in our room this week or did the little one stay home? I'm a pretty easy roommate, I can adjust and put my stuff up out of babies reach. Just say the word and I'll go from PG13 to G rated!

I personally store all of mine in my giant balls. Damn, that triggered, huh? You just wait 'til you find out what I've done on the table you eat from. What the fuck else was I gonna do, Mai?! Drop everything once again for a girl who had no issue dropping me? I'm not about to break a heart just for history to repeat itself and end up looking like boo boo the fool. I've got a good thing going right now -- Chase is a sweet girl. I've literally wrecked my car with her inside and she didn't run a mile like she should've, and has stood by me recently through everything. I think I'd be more dumb to go off chasing fantasies like the life I wanted with Ariana, which has chalked up to be nothing more than a pipe dream.

Bigger the balls, the more audacity. Got it. I'm writing that one down. I'm not messing with any big balled boys anymore. Straight to red flag hell. You are disgusting. I hope whoever marries you is prepared for the hell that comes with sharing a space with you. I'm going to tape off the living room so you can do gross stuff on your side and I can nap peacefully without working if I'm going to get pink eye from my throw pillows. But what if she wasn't ready then and is now ready for you? I know it ended badly and you got hurt but if you let her get away in 10 years she'll be the one that got away and it's going to eat away at you until you're old and wrinkly. I'll support you even if you don't go to her, but I just think testing the waters and seeing if she's really in it this time... I don't know, I have hope for your happy ending P.