#buzzhqsstarter

i can't be the only one obsessed with true crime? like last night i found myself watching evil lives here and for some reason i came up with multiple other ways to potentially get rid of a body. do i find it a bit horrifying? yes absolutely. honestly, i blame that netflix continues to cancel all the good stuff and now i'm pretty sure that i'll turn into a serial killer. / @buzzhqstarters

i was watching that episode of friends the other day, where we see how their lives would've been if they all picked a different career path, and it got me thinking about multiverses and shit.. so hear me out -- what would we all be doing if we weren't famous? if somehow the the big G above sent us on a different route. me, hands down a soccer coach for the youth team in alaska or some shit. / @buzzhqstarters

not that i don't appreciate the opportunity to attend the cannes film festival, but do i straight out look like someone who would give a shit about that? cultural speaking i get it. it's got a long history much like the met gala, but i fuck -- i might just call in and tell them that i got mono. i need someone to be my partner in crime and back that up. be like yeah, malik went to amsterdam and came back sick as hell. / @buzzhqstarters

"okay so small snafu... I seemed to have forgotten shoes... Like if I wasn't wearing them to the airport, I wasn't bringing them." she pointed down at her sneakers before wincing. "I'm doing to head over to the shopping district to find something at one of the bouquets. Dinners on me if you come with?" Haley offered. @buzzhqstarters