#buzzhqscannes

although the trip was winding down, gigi still felt the need to check in on her friend, just like she would have had they been at home. or literally anywhere in the world. the model wasn't entirely sure how everything ended up and she wanted to make sure that barb was doing as well as could be expected. that's what she'd stolen the girl for a few cocktails and now as they were seated in their lounge area, she looked at her friend, "alright queen b, everyone went radio silent on me so that's either a pretty good thing, or a really bad thing. but either way it means i need an update the whole situation with jacob and his harem. have you spoken with anyone about anything? i need to know everything. also, he might be tall but so am i. im also a trained boxer so keep that in the back of your mind." gi took a sip from her drink. "but ok enough of my rambling, go on." @barbellasp

could it be that i spotted you on the red carpet giving all the couples side eyes? i'm here to let you know that i was right there with you. i have an idea - at the next party we should at least get together and grab a fruity drink while sending them all evil glares. you in? / @jvsmiins

so last night i made the huge mistake of consuming too much alcohol, which of course led to a severe hangover the following morning. now, under normal circumstances i would've been able to drag my body through it, but i'm also at that age where it feels like i'm legitimately going to die — a very slow, very painful death, might I add. but then i found myself by the pool, just hating every single person breathing, when i spotted a group of elderly women doing water zumba. music is pumping, despacito all around and then i see it.. fucking mendes and his twenty-something biceps performing a perfect salsa, when i know he was drunk as a skunk last night. what i'm saying is, liz - next time i expect you to help me reduce my alcohol intake, but also join me at the gym. / @e-olsen