maikl//BARK

Spider monkey look like he got an underlying psychotic disorder that would have him attack me as soon as the high hit, loris does adderall and lemur is on some serious crystal so theyre for uppers not downers. Baboon looks like the dad of one of the monkies thats an ex cop so no way. Gorilla seems like a tough guy that would really enjoy a blunt but he likes to roll backwoods. The Macaque brothers are TOTAL stoners, they’d be like “Bro put on tame impala” tho. Start talking about environmental activism. Mandrill is a psychedelics guy definitely, prefers shrooms out in nature and Electric Feel, he may do it once or twice but I wouldn’t hit him up first. Orangutan look like he’d snatch up some of your stash while you ain’t looking, shady friend I dont trust him. Tamarin is the kind of guy who you could have a deep philosophical conversation with, would hit him up when I’m in the mood for it. Chimpanzee the type to constantly be like “you got bud?” So if i was holding i would never dm him. Probocis monkey and Lutung are the chillest to be around while high, no matter what they got your back. Those are your two best friends. Probocis and Lutung definitely.

those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

YEP! These are meant to be skipped into the ground and then spin into people's legs and dissuade people from advancing or move them away. FIRING THEM AT PEOPLE'S HEADS IS 100% AGAINST THE PROPER USE. AND THEY ARE SHOOTING THESE AT MEDICS. DOCTORS, EMTS, AND NURSES. AT CLOSE RANGE. THESE CAN BREAK YOUR SKULL. THEY ARE NOT A JOKE. THIS IS LESS LETHAL LIKE A BASEBALL BAT IS LESS LETHAL THAN A SWORD. BOTH STILL CAN KILL.

I only found out today they’re meant to be fired at the ground to bounce back at protesters... I don’t think  I’ve ever seen the cops use them that way

They're also often actually metal with a thin coating of rubber.