Chubby Cynic

Jamie is also a very new member of the family (he’s been with us a few months more than Eridan) he’s impulsive, explosive and booming with personality (sorry) he’s a sweetheart but he can turn on you in a fraction of a second, when he’s not blowing himself up he’ll get into all sorts of trouble (like when he replaced the coffee grounds with gun powder) he’ll eat pretty much anything including but not limited to a weak old Chinese food, any kind of lizard, straight up dirt and candy wrappers. He has no concept of personal space and will practically sit in your lap to get your attention (if he hasn’t already forced you into HIS lap) he has a hard time reading social situations and his own emotions and often makes completely inappropriate comments at the worst times but when he knows that your upset he’ll offer his shoulder to cry on and hug you though it (a little to tightly)

Moving on from the creepy part of the family this is Eridan he hasn’t been with us for that long (about 1 year) he’s an asshole but much less of an asshole then masky, he’s snide, snooty and complains a lot but he’s also a big needy dork (he reminds me a lot of myself) he takes a while to warm up to people but even when you break though his shell he still puts up his regal “I’m better than you” disguise to save face (tho when your alone he’s a complete softy) he’s actually terrified of the ocean even tho he’s a sea dweller, he’s scared of all the monsters that live in the deep (i can’t blame him I am too) but he would defend it with his life (and everyone else’s) despite all his very apparent flaws he’s still just a scared kid and I understand that

Masky is a permanent part of our Family and quiet frankly he’s an asshole just a straight up asshole, he’s rude, ignorant and just plain mean (has especially critical of my weight) the only reason he’s still living with us is because he, Toby and Brian have no where else to go and they come as a set, one leaves they all leave. He does have his positives tho, he’s actually a pretty good cook and will make you something if you ask (begrudgingly) and he cleans around the house and can’t stand messes (his room on the other hand is a different story) when he’s on his meds he’s actually way nicer, sweet even and it’s the only time he’ll let you call him by his real name (Hoodie could not care less what you called him)

Brian is a permanent part of the family, he does not say much and is distant and quiet most of the time when he is not talking business with Masky or indulging in rare conversations with me or Toby but even then they are short and brief, he’s very work centric and is almost always out on missions or thinking up plans for the next. Tho it may seem that he’s an uncaring work machine he cares in his own special Briany way like when he’s helping the others with their wounds after missions or even the one time I saw him comfort Link when his block tower got knocked down, he’s a man hidden in mystery that’s for sure

Jeff is a permanent but sparse part of the family, he can be gone for days on end doing God knows what and when he comes home he immediately pass out on the living room couch with his cloths still on, filth and all. When he’s home he acts like nothings happened like he didn’t just disappear for a week and come home covered in bruised and someone else’s blood (and some of his own) he’ll joke and talk like he’s the best person alive, he’s quick to anger and won’t hesitate to harm anyone (even himself) but behind all the self destructive tendencies and violence he’s actually a pretty fun guy

Ben is another permanent family member he’s very mellow but can be an absolute nightmare (especially when sober) when he’s not fucking up the Wi-Fi or messing with everyone’s electronics you can find him in his room in the attic playing games, smoking or hoarding things like empty soda cans and crusty tissues (because he’ll be up in his room for days on end without stopping to clean things or himself) Jack or Jeff have to force him out of his room to get him cleaned and that goes as well as you can imagine

Toby is a permanent part of the family and despite what people may think he’s not all that hyper, yes he loves his breakfast foods and yes he can be annoying but not anywhere near as hyper as other fan adaptations (at least mine isn’t) he’s very polite and he even calls me ma'am or miss and has only set the kitchen on fire twice (he’s not allowed in the kitchen anymore without supervision)

Clockwork is again not apart of the family but she does crash at our house when she needs a place for a few days and is all around helpful when living with us (we don’t let her baby sit anymore)

Nina’s not part of the family she just hangs around sometimes and is a general annoyance but she’s around often enough to be considered a “friend”