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Jeff: You're high?!

BEN:

BEN: Oh, sorry.

LJ: A book a day, keeps reality away

Masky: An adventure a day, keeps the boredom away

Liu: Yes, actually. Multiple times.

EJ:

Jeff, gasping: NO! Oh my gods, it's finally happening!

Liu: It was unbelievable

Jeff: Ok, Okay, I wanna hear everything. Does this end well or do we need tissues?

Liu: Oh, it ended very well

Jeff: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss, gimme details. Was it like a soft brush against lips, or was it like, a you know, ‘I gotta have you now’ kinda thing?

Liu: Well, at first it was really intense, you know, and then we just sorta sunk into it and-

Meanwhile, with EJ and LJ

EJ: -and then I just kissed him

LJ: Tongue?

EJ: Yeah

Jeff: May I call you Mr. Car Salesman?

Jeff: Anyway, I don’t care how fast it goes, or how many horse souls you encased in the engine, I only care about the horn.

Jeff: Pi

EJ: Pi?

Jeff: Low level, but never ending

EJ:

Slenderman: It's what you do.

Masky: Toby, this was your plan.

Liu: Oh, that's okay! I forgive you!

Jeff:

Jeff: Really? Jeez, I wouldn't.

Jeff: To look pretty.

Sally: But she's already pretty.

Jane: Aww, Sally, that's so sweet!

Sally: Jeff, YOU should wear makeup.