BEN: [whispers in Jeff's ear] Jeff has no idea I'm high.
Jeff: You're high?!
BEN:
BEN: Oh, sorry.
BEN: [whispers in Liu's ear] Jeff has no idea I'm high.
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BEN: [whispers in Jeff's ear] Jeff has no idea I'm high.
Jeff: You're high?!
BEN:
BEN: Oh, sorry.
BEN: [whispers in Liu's ear] Jeff has no idea I'm high.

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Jeff: Here's the thing though. Is it still murder if I give him a heads-up?
BEN: I believe that's called a threat-
Jane: I broke up with my last girlfriend due to religious incompatibility.
Jane: She didn’t accept that I was a goddess.
EJ: An apple a day, keeps the doctor away
LJ: A book a day, keeps reality away
Masky: An adventure a day, keeps the boredom away
Jeff: A murder a day, keeps the idiots away
Slenderman: What are you gonna' do, shortie? Punch me in the shi- FUCK
Sally, who just destroyed Slenderman's kneecaps: What were you saying?

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EJ: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
Liu: Yes, actually. Multiple times.
EJ:
Liu: I mean, have you SEEN me?
Liu, bursting into Jeffs room: EJ kissed me!
Jeff, gasping: NO! Oh my gods, it's finally happening!
Liu: It was unbelievable
Jeff: Ok, Okay, I wanna hear everything. Does this end well or do we need tissues?
Liu: Oh, it ended very well
Jeff: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss, gimme details. Was it like a soft brush against lips, or was it like, a you know, ‘I gotta have you now’ kinda thing?
Liu: Well, at first it was really intense, you know, and then we just sorta sunk into it and-
Meanwhile, with EJ and LJ
EJ: -and then I just kissed him
LJ: Tongue?
EJ: Yeah
LJ: Nice
Jeff: I’m going to be blunt with you Mr. Car Salesman--
Jeff: May I call you Mr. Car Salesman?
Jeff: Anyway, I don’t care how fast it goes, or how many horse souls you encased in the engine, I only care about the horn.
Jeff: Now please stop talking so I can hear this bad boy beep.
EJ: On a scale from 1-to-10, how would you rate your pain?
Jeff: Pi
EJ: Pi?
Jeff: Low level, but never ending
EJ:
BEN: … Bro are you okay???????????
BEN: What's an "occupation"?
Slenderman: It's what you do.
BEN: [nods as he writes down "Jeff"]

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Toby: Yeah, but as far as plans go, this is not a good one.
Masky: Toby, this was your plan.
Toby: I didn't think you'd actually say yes.
Toby: Before you say anything, I’d like to remind you that I’m holding an axe.
Liu: You know, once upon a time, you didn't try to solve all your problems with murder.
Jeff: Stop romanticizing the past.
Jeff: Sorry for trying to murder you.
Liu: Oh, that's okay! I forgive you!
Jeff:
Jeff: Really? Jeez, I wouldn't.
Jeff: Thanks, though!
BEN: I’m in love with you
Jeff: like just as a friend?

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Sally: Why does Jane wear makeup?
Jeff: To look pretty.
Sally: But she's already pretty.
Jane: Aww, Sally, that's so sweet!
Sally: Jeff, YOU should wear makeup.
Jeff:
Hoodie: Do you ever say anything encouraging?
Masky: I encourage you not to die.