her presence changed everything.

Guy Fieri is like the human equivalent of All Star by Smash Mouth

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

Fun Fact: In the 1940’s, one way to ask someone if they were going steady was to say, “Hi sugar, are you rationed?” and IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE BEST HISTORICAL PICK-UP LINE/PUN, GET OUT OF M YFA C E

50 shades of grey did not deserve the soundtrack that it got

i need meninism because how else would i know which boys to avoid

i love Fall Out Boy bc you have quotes like “you are what you love, not who loves you” but then you also have really assholeish lyrics like “let’s play this game called when you catch fire, i wouldn’t piss to put you out” and that’s beautiful i love Fall Out Boy

currently experiencing 2nd hand embarrassment for her

the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

what do you mean you don’t like harry potter are you feeling well do you need to sit down