WarioWare Girls

"A thousand years ago, I posted about the Bunny Girl from Virtual Boy Wario Land, and now that it's finally on NSO, it's relevant again! 'It' being the game... I would never refer to a sapient being as an 'it.' Now that I've got my overthinking outta the way, it's time for a new headcanon. This is Mona.

Demon Head captured her at the Aldegara Waterfall in the Awazon river basin, where she was doing a college essay or something, go ask her. Also, she was wearing the bunny costume on account of the Pianta Syndicate. IDK, that's just something they do. The boss must have a thing for rabbits, I guess? Anyhow, Wario saves her, and this, not WL4 is her first undocumented appearance before Warioware started.

!!!!!NO WAY!!!!!

I like how in WarioWare Get it Together, we get our first looks at Mona’s home life.  She lives in a mansion, which makes sense because her father is a famous artist and her mother is an actor.  These were details we were given in the WarioWare Mega Microgame$ Japanese website back in 2004 and NOWHERE ELSE EVER.  So it’s cool they keep a character bible.  We see her parents as teenagers, as new parents, and as they presumably are now.  Mona’s mother does bear a striking resemblence to her, and that dad of hers has a cool mustache, it looks like.

“One thing though... this game randomly claimed I was in High-School again! What the Underwhere?! I am 24 and in college, thank you very much! Just two years shy of my darling... are they trying to retcon him into a p3do? Or does someone on the Get It Together team have a crush on me, so they decided to delegitimatize Wario and my relationship just to give them a chance? How old are they? They’re probably a 40+ year old virgin Japanese salaryman... so their plan backfired!”

"Well, have you considered that maybe it’s just them who are the pedophile and they wanted you to be a teenager again to fulfill their sick fantasies?”

!!! Hell yea!

So a fair amount of this is probably based more on my hcs for these two characters but basically the way I see it is: Ashley and Wario have, like, the same personality, but completely opposite energies

Here’s all the similarities between them:

They’re both rough-around-the-edges but are actually softies at their core

They both have a hard time expressing or even admitting their feelings/showing their loved ones how much they care

Likewise, they have a hard time accepting love from others outwardly (I feel like Ashley has a harder time with this than Wario, but I’ve mentioned before how I hc Wario to despise physical affection, and maybe he’s uncomfortable with receiving other kinds of affection too, in like a genuine heartfelt context. Ashley is the same way)

They both are self important and think they know better than everyone else (Ashley’s got a whole song about it)

They’re both stubborn

They both have a short fuse and bad temper (although Ashley is much scarier when she’s angry)

They’re both lazy/don’t clean up after themselves (I’ve read before that usually Red is the one cleaning up after Ashley, doing her chores and other things for her like laundry)

Going off that, they’re both bossy (the way Ashley bosses Red around and how Wario is, well, the boss)

Furthermore, I feel like Ashley’s manners certainly aren’t perfect either. I don’t mean in a disgusting way, but more so in a rude way. Again, Wario is the same way, coming off as very crass and rude to others outside his close circle, hell even to those in his close circle

They’re both cheaters (this one is definitely more of a hc. I’ve mentioned before how when Ashley plays 9-volt in video games, she’ll sometimes use her magic to cheat. This is not exclusive to playing video games, she’ll use magic to get her way in most situations, usually petty ones)

They’re both mischievous and pranksters (again more so a hc for Ashley but I feel like she DEFINITELY enjoys pranking others. Sort of got this idea with how she brought the mandrake root to the potluck in Gold knowing it would freak Red and the others out)

I feel like because of all these similarities, Wario and Ashley may react to some situations in similar ways. But the major difference between them that I believe cause them to clash is mainly their energies

Wario is far more energetic, extroverted, and chill than Ashley, who is rather low energy, very introverted/shy (Red practically has to drag her out of the house to do fun things) and serious.

Additionally, the way that they’re so similar—particularly in the aspect that they both think they’re better than everyone else and are always right—causes them to clash too.

They both have a tendency to get under each other’s skin and piss each other off, sometimes deliberately (hc that Ashley enjoys pissing Wario off, and just enjoys getting a rise/reaction out of people in general)

What if the reason Waluigi has never shown up in a WarioWare game is because we’re secretly playing as him?

Been playing the Demo for Get It Together, and I gotta say, it’s pretty fun! Sucks that Ana - and by the looks of it, Spitz - can only be played by the second player, though. I hope that isn’t the case in the full game.

Intended for Keyzer, Huebird, and Karate Joe to make cameos in Panel 1, and the Reporter and Wrestler in Panel 3, but I couldn’t do so. At least Vanessa, Sal Out, and Pop Singer from Rhythm Heaven did!

Anyway, if you’re getting the game, enjoy playing WarioWare: Get It Together!

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This is the closest to a new Wario Land we’ve gotten since 2008.

Like Shokora isn’t necessarily a love interest, she’s just chillin’ as Wario’s cat cus he seems pretty cool but he’s always getting into trouble and she just wants to look out for him, but seeing as she’s dead she doesn’t really have access to her regular form so she’s just a cat that shapeshifts into a freakin’ dragon every once in a while

And Wario’s an idiot so he’s like “hey this cat looks familiar but hey I don’t remember all of my advent- ah fuck that cat’s a dragon that’s pretty fuckin’ sweet.”