you're already dead

Is this where I say I’m not sorry?

A new face, one certainly unseen around camp thus far, though she wasn't exactly the most observant of the flock. "...Who is asking?"

Sounds preeeeeeeeetty painful.  I should probably get a head start—

I will give you a five second head start... staring four seconds ago. Kehehehe...

Good thing I’m a fast runner~.

I have hexes to fix those pesky legs of yours.

THARJA SMELLS LIKE PEGASUS DUNG 

Your death shall be slow and painful... kehehehe...

YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL CROSS MY HEART

OR ELSE.

TAKING THAT AS CONFIRMATION… AND MAKING MYSELF SCARCE.. BUT TELL ME, IS THAT THE FACE YOU WEAR ALL THE TIME?  CAN I GET YOU TO PUT ON A DIFFERENT ONE?  OR JUST TAKE THAT OFF?  BETTER YET TAKE OFF A BIT MORE THAN THAT

AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY FACE? ARE YOU ASKING TO BE CURSED? WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR ORGANS ON THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR BODY? NOT ONLY DO YOU THREATEN MY DEAR BELOVED LADY ALLIUM'S CAREER BUT MY LOVELY FEATURES AS WELL? IT. IS. ON.

IT’S OKAY BECAUSE WE’RE BROS RIGHT?!

BROS... RIGHT... KEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.... EHEHEHE... EHEHEHEHE.