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etho: my only goal in this is to keep bdubs happy. cleo: that's all you ever care about! etho: i just don't want him to say i hate it afterwards.

cleo: how's that working out for you? bdubs: it's wonderful, he's very wise. and he's taking care of me, i'm a little sick.

bdubs: etho's taking care of me etho: we gotta watch bdubs, make sure he's safe [bdubs is smacked into the cow pit]

bdubs: [distressed noises] etho: [putting blocks down to protect bdubs, leaving himself open] oh now he's looking at ME, NO!

etho: protect me, i'm low! bdubs: etho you're low? etho: i'm gonna eat all our lapis bdubs: here, here here here! have some stalactites! [group laughs] etho: i don't think that's safe! are you sure? bdubs: they're good, they're good, i tried them. they're delicious.

bdubs: but alliance and priority is etho's love and health.

bdubs: i'll take care of etho's snail here... joel: you're just following etho's snail here bdubs? bdubs: i'm walking it to safety. yup.

etho: get underground! over here! bdubs: [yelling] i'm coming! it's bad up there. etho: follow the torch, follow the torch. bdubs: okay! it's still coming though so get ready! [shouts] etho: oh, bdubs... bdubs: it's FINE!

bdubs: [screaming] etho, fragilely: bdubs, bdubs... bdubs: you! you did so wonderfully! etho: my life flashed before my eyes just then...

etho: i was debating like, should i make a moss farm? and then when i heard you were doing it, it's like no i'm gonna hold off. i'm gonna rely on my buddy bdubs! [bdubs mhms] he's gonna take care of me this season.

etho: feather falling! feather falling! bdubs: that's what I wanted! ren: you should probably give that to bdoubleo, to be honest. etho: bdubs, i will - bdubs: no, it's fine, i'm gonna get it myself. etho, quietly: you need it.

etho: someone help bdubs, he's got no gear. bdubs - someone help bdubs, please. i don't want him to die.

for bdubs, so when he dies all the time it'll help him. he needs all the help he can get. bdubs: no i don't, i'm fine. etho: he doesn't even have a shirt! bdubs: it's for battle.... etho: oh, okay

bdubs: i don't know who's gonna take care of me now that he's gone... he was the one that took care of me. and kept me alive!

etho: i don't know how you're gonna do this scar, because i'm gonna defend bdubs, and then you'll die.

scar: come on! bdubs: yes, i'm okay! she was chasing me! we were there, we were making plans! etho: i got you a life bdubs, i got you a life!

scar: boop, sign the contract! etho: bdubs you gotta protect me. bdubs: i'll protect you.

bdubs: set your spawn just in case. etho: i did, i did, thank you. you're always so considerate, bdubs. bdubs: yeah, yeah, i care.

etho: you're sick right, i gotta take care of my poor guy... bdubs: yeah i'm just gonna lay here.

etho: bdubs we need you! bdubs: i'm on it!

etho: oh it's getting dark - bdubs, save me! thank you. just at the right time there.

[bdubs sighs loudly several times, and etho silently turns around to look at him, making bdubs laugh] etho: you okay bdubs? bdubs: i'm fine.

bdubs: how dare! etho: who am i kidding, i'm washed up bdubs! it's all over! bdubs: stop it! no! cleo: i'm gonna get so annihilated right now. etho: cleo's right, she's right, i have no confidence anymore because of her. bdubs: stop it. no, you're a hero!

etho: i'm wondering if you were needing a cohost, if you were running out of steam. bdubs: alright, yeah, yeah i do, i'm out.

etho: but i can texture too, like i [mumbles] texture. bdubs: yeah yeah! i know you can - i know that too much is uncomfortable. right? etho: i don't know what it is. like i like it when you do it. bdubs: sure yeah, but it can be too much.

etho: i got a little bit of texture in here! bdubs: you do, look at this! etho: i could throw some granite in here, i could do all kinds of things. bdubs: you sure could and you know it.