Hi

a clowny yuyuko for @xinuko

Proof:

Touhou Project

- Has an all-female main cast of quirky individuals with a few supporting males - Said cast spends most of its time messing about in their own private area - They spend 50% of the time shooting each other with a series of increasingly outlandish spell cards for dumb reasons - The other 50% is devoted to drinking, wearing elaborate hats/cosmetics and banter - Combat is focused on outsmarting spell cards - Updates roughly once every two years - Every character has their own theme song - Gay fanfics - Life is precious because health drops are rare

Team Fortess 2

Inaba of the Moon & Inaba of the Earth is completely canon, meaning:

Kaguya falling asleep and getting stuck in between a bunch of growing bamboo.

Tewi somehow turning a guitar into a machinegun

Eirin punishing Reisen so hard that she becomes unconscious for two weeks for something Tewi did.

Mokou dying from a poisonous mushroom and laughing it off.

Kaguya apparently taking down a bunch of people by playing an air biwa.

Tewi steps on a fucking landmine.

Mokou in a massage chair.

Kaguya belly flopping on Suwako.

Eirin wanting to cut Suwako’s limbs off.

Kaguya ramming through the wall of Kourindou with an oxcart.

Yasaka Kanako could just fix your faucet, but she has a friend of a friend at the local plumber’s union, and is able to negotiate a favourable contract for replacing the entire sink with a more modern model, on top of regular maintenance any time you need it, for a modest fee. After discussing the benefits and downsides with her for an hour, she persuades you to also take a new fridge as part of the deal. By the time the deal is done, you have a lot less money and quite a few more business cards for Yasaka K. in a startling variety of fields, but once the work is done, she assures that you are satisfied with your purchase.

Hijiri Byakuren arrives with a replacement faucet, removes the old one, and slots it into place. She’s in and out in less than half an hour at a reasonable price, and you’re very satisfied until about three hours later, when the pipe under the faucet bursts. The next day, she comes back with a replacement pipe. Five days later, she discovers the blockage just before the faucet after replacing every other component of the sink.