CHERRY☆BOMB

can no longer listen to criticisms of how dumb people are in horror movies because it’s been half a year of a pandemic and we still can’t convince people to do something as basic as putting a piece of cloth over their face.

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

I don’t go to therapy or take any pills I just rawdog life and let my brain turn into soup

not being able to identify ur own emotions be like. i’m in a mood. a moody mood. the kind of mood that feels…. moody

“i get my energy from social interaction” “i get my energy from being alone” i get MYenergy from my Sacred Amulet.

"Tumblr users who weren't here before the porn ban..." bro we were all here before the porn ban. No one new has joined.

i am both the court jester and the king he entertains

Me, about to be killed in a horror movie by a sweet looking monster: Oh sick creature design glad I got to see it up clo

once you stop looking, things find you

If i could install mods in real life i’d replace my footsteps with the mario 64 ones

shut up nerd. i would give myself 65 pound anime boobs and 10x running speed 

i mean me too but with mario 64 footsteps

posts on here are like ‘everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally’ (25,000 notes)

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

a kinnie deleting and freeing up all of their hoarded urls is the tumblr equivalent of dying in a game and dropping all your loot

you deserve someone who thinks you’re too important to lose