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Puss sat at home and shined his boots, not an ounce of light in his eyes. It rained outside, and he hated water with a burning passion. His boots newly shined, he set them down and made his way to his room. All of a sudden he heard a knock on the door. Well, more like a tap. “Who’s there?” He said. “Let me in” a voice answered. The voice was somewhat deep, about the same as Puss’s. Puss opened the door and an orange cat of the same height stood in the doorway. His frame was a bit wider than Puss’s, noticably so. “O-oh, I wasn’t expecting company. Come in, come in.” Puss said, stuttering. Puss’s eyes glowed as he examined the stranger, his soft fur, bright and captivating eyes, and gentle expression. Puss stepped aside so he could get in. His wet, orange fur glimmered in the dim sunlight. Puss was speechless and let his mouth hang open. “So… have any lasagna?” “What?” “Lasagna. I love lasagna.” “O-oh! Well, um, no. I’m afraid I do not. But I do have some mice in the fridge if you’d like some?” Puss shuffled his paws awkwardly, hoping the stranger wouldn’t mind. “Mmm…not as good, but it’ll suffice.” He walked over to the kitchen and pulled out a mouse, and examined it. “Eh.” He tossed it aside. “So,, what’s your name?” Puss asked. “Oh, me? Well. Garfield.” Garfield licked his paw and swept his head fur back. “And you?” “Puss in boots. But people call me Puss.” Puss bowed and removed his hat. “You from around here?” “Nope, just came lookin for some lasagna.” “You can have my lasagna-” “What” “n-nothing! I was just-” Garfield hushed Puss with a single paw. “You’re cool, Puss. I like you. But before we go any further I want lasagna.” So Puss made lasagna and the two made out, watched Shrek 2, played minecraft and made out together. Bi icons forever #dont change my mind, if you disagree don’t interact! i have so much homework to do by tomorrow good NIGHT fishy friends

why does part of this original episode sound like a youtube poop

Halloween costume contest at a cat cafe in Tokyo

bnha characters according to google search 

boyfriends & girlfriends

which means that tokoyami at some point fuckin animorphed into a bird

this only raises more questions. was he born a regular ass bird with a quirk and grew a human body at the age of 4???

On a final note, DO NOT GIVE MIMES BALLOONS. Look on any mime forum and you’ll see countless threads with titles like “Help! My mime won’t play with toys!” Yeah, dipshit, THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND TOYS. All members of the mime group are highly specialized working breeds geared towards imagination play. They are very intelligent, deeply driven to perform their unique rituals, and not much else. They need to do their original job to be happy. They need to put on shows. If you cannot provide the stimulation of a fully public performance at least once a week for your mime, and cannot provide regular training sessions, either, do not get a mime. Consider a fool instead. A lot of people brush off fools as beginner breeds, too rambunctious and talkative, but there’s a reason they were preferred by royalty for centuries. They’re actually very versatile and eager to please! They do love tumbling and have a knack for mimicking human speech, but will happily learn the same tricks as a mime. They’re also content to live singularly and enjoy practicing in private quite a lot, making them rather compatible with modern life. Their larger cousins, the jesters, can also learn mime routines, but keep in mind that they are more willful! The sinister jester is a near dupe for the creepy mime, a popular breed, but they’re not a great choice for a total novice. Remember, they contributed heavily to the makeup of the scary clowns. (o: Both fools and jesters will prefer to have physical props to play with in their off-time even if they’re trained to perform without them.

we’re all sitting in the tavern, minding our own business, and then we hear a bleat so loud it destroys the glass in the windows and ale goes everywhere. the dm sits this down on the board

My content gets shittier every day.