Autophobia

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

stop talking about 2016 being 10 years ago that’s not even true, I remember it like it was yesterday

all things considered i'm doing quite well for a living corpse

i think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

i have a lot of affection for ghosts because they basically want one of two things: attention, or for you to leave their house as soon as possible. both relatable and respectable goals. and they're already dead so what are you going to do about it.

forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better

forgive the version of yourself that knew better but did it anyway. forgive every version of yourself. we are constantly learning from our mistakes.

Give a man a mask, and he'll show the world who he truly is. Teach a man to mask, and nobody can tell he's autistic until he has a breakdown.

give a man half a mask, and he'll stalk the sewers of paris for 20 years or something then attack a fancy ball i think I wasn't paying attention

teach a man the importance of masking, and he'll reduce the likelihood of transmitting airborne particulates and potentially disrupt the chain of infection