ABBA's strongest fan

my robotgirlfriend very concerned that i can just imagine stuff. "but its not real?? but its in your mind???" like yes. i can imagine anything im so powerful mwahahaha

she asked me to imagine having sex with her and she just stares at me very intensely while i do it. to be clear we also have real physical sex. not sure what she's getting out of this

she told me to bully the version of her thats in my mind. i think i know what shes getting out of this now

she figured out how to run a simulation of me drowning 24/7 wihtout being able to die. it feels more fucked up than what im doing but i find it hard to articulate why

still nodding along on hour three of the chrylurk explaining the eliminativist reductionist solution to the problem of conscious identity and the acausal decision theory required to rationally interact with superintelligent hiveminds and you don't know how much more of this you have to sit through before she gets to the hypnotic mind-break & forcefem venom-drugging & laying parasitic eggs inside you part of the encounter

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé