The Binding of Scyther

Commission: Weavile Can’t Dance Requested by: Anonymous

There are, but this is usually due to trainer error, rather than any fault of the scyther’s. You see, scyther are extremely careful about their blades and extremely aware of where they are at all times. They’re very much unlikely to harm a trainer (even ones they’re not particularly loyal to) through normal interaction. However, sometimes, trainers don’t quite know how to handle a scyther’s blades when cleaning them, or they grab them without thinking, and at that point, cuts simply ... happen.

So it’s very important for you to understand how to grip a scyther’s blade correctly when helping your scyther to groom them. (Contrary to popular belief, you don’t need to sharpen them, as the scyther will do that themselves, but you may need to wipe dirt off them every so often.) Moreover, when interacting with your scyther, be aware of where you are, and don’t invade a scyther’s space too quickly or whenever a scyther’s body language tells you it wants to be left alone. Finally, never ever grab a scyther’s arm directly. Take their shoulder, then slide down to their forearm, just below the blade. Do this with their consent, and do so gently, and you shouldn’t be stuck with their arm at any point.

Furret in a glass dessert!

Scientists used a confocal laser microscope to map the topography of an IHOP flapjack.

When they compared the relative change in elevation to the US Geological Survey’s data for the state of Kansas, they were able to confirm that Kansas really is “flatter than a pancake.”

Ampharos

I been having really bad hayfever recently, especially yesterday, but seems like today, my eyes are okay! Anyway, here’s a big electric doofus that everyone likes, called Ampharos

Art © Bokue

i mean when yall bring up shit from 5+ years ago that people never had repeat offenses on after they immediately apologized after being told they were in the wrong. 

you seem to forget people grow and change over time. you seem to forget switching your opinions and growing and doing better and becoming a better person is part of being human, part of being a person. like, not to be that guy but a year ago i was an aphobic transmed. am i now? hell no, because i grew up and realized i was in the wrong and changed. 

holy shit. people are humans. dont fucking idolize them and rip them apart when you dig up shit they said 5+ years ago that they have never done since. dont place people on pedestals and expect them to be flawless. nobody is. and this isnt even about violent racism, transphobia/homophobia, or predatory behavior either so dont try to twist my words.