abracadabra and stuff

“I’m not even trying to be cool.” He couldn’t help but laugh about it. “And just a sidenote, I wasn’t at the hunter academy before coming here. But you were apparently.”

“No, you weren’t at the academy, but it was pretty much like you were. Your family is the talk of the hunter world.”

“I’m not wearing any gloves today,” she held her hand up and let flames dance across her fingertips momentarily, “I’m Agnes anyways, nice to meet you!”

“Woah!” She exclaims, pulling back her hand at the sight of flame. Not wanting to miss out on the chance to greet the girl, Lauren tries to think of the spell to get a quick icy spark. But instead of ice sprouting to protect her hand, water shoots out of her palm. “Oh god!” She begins to laugh, quickly trying to dry the girl, getting singed by flames in the process. “Ouch, shit. Sorry. I didn’t mean to do that.”

No.. Unfortunately.

“No way.” She laughs. “It’s hard to believe that when I saw you struggle to get on a tshirt not five minutes ago.”

Buds? We – I ain’t a flower. Also it’s hellhound not pup, ‘kay? And, uh … … Harry Potter … right?

“Everything is so literal with you, sheesh. I meant pals. Friends. Buddies? Is any of that working for ya?”

*grins, pulling another two pieces from the game* Oh please, I don’t need that to win.

“Hey, pumpkin eater!” She laughs grabbing the tweezers from him. “Aren’t kings supposed to have manners?”

“I’m definitely a tricky situation, but my baking makes up for it, the only things I don’t actually ever burn anymore is food. Anyways, who are you? The only other person I’ve seen carry a gun around here is Trix, and just so you know, a bullet wouldn’t hurt me.”

“Sorry, it's a force of habit. Get scared, grab the gun.”

… … … Harry … Potter?

“Oh god, you haven’t watched Harry Potter. You know it’s pretty ironic that we’re gonna be buds. I’m like a walking pop culture reference and you’ve been living under a rock. The Earth’s surface in particular... But don’t worry, hellpup, we will get you caught up! Guess what we’re marathoning at your party”

*laughs at her reaction* I get flashbacks. Like, visions.

“Dude. You gotta tell me all the details. Hell, I’ll even let you win the game if you do.”

… How can he be my spirit animal ‘f I’m a spirit animal?

“It’s just a thing people say. Like, uh, your patronus in Harry Potter?”

“Oh, I wouldn’t let you hug me unless you were fireproof. And I’m definitely not a witch - Ifrits actually really aren’t fans of magic. But the potion recipe is fine ‘cause it was written knowing that I know nothing.”

“I could be fireproof, the potion is a good one to learn for tricky situations. Not that you’re a tricky situation. Anyways people don’t usually come across girls that can go up in flames. Not that that’s a bad thing. Oh god, I should probably stop talking.”

*nonchalantly* King Arthur.

“King Arthur? For serious? How do you know?”

“I think you’ll be okay - I’m better at not burning people now.” Agnes shifted a little on the spot and played with her hair, “Yeah, I’ve sent lots of boys to the emergency room before…But I have a fireproofing potion recipe and stuff now…So…”

“So the fire balls just kind of ‘poof!’ sometimes? Should I be worried about giving you hugs? 

A fireproof spell, huh? If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you could be a witch.”

But … ain’t puppies th’one’s’t get excited an’ Growed Ups‘re th’one’t get grumpy?

“Dude, haven’t you seen grumpy puppy? It’s everywhere on the inter- Oh, right. Human stuff.”

( – PUP PUP SHE CALLED US PUP SHE GETS IT SHE KNOWS OH MAN THIS IS SO GREAT WE CAN GET BELLY RUBS AND FLOWER CROWNS AND LOADS MORE CHOCOLATE CAUSE WERE A PUP AND WERE SO CUTE LOOK AT HOW CUTE WE ARE AINT WE ADORABLE WERE SO CUTE CALL US PUP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN – )

… Don’t call me ‘pup’. I ain’t a pup.

“Right. I forgot you’re like super old.”