i could truly go the rest of my life without ever hearing another one of scene queen’s songs and be perfectly okay

i can’t believe i had to find out all on my own that they’re releasing clerks 3

yes i will be drinking everything out of the minions cup i got at the movies today, no i don’t regret a single thing

maybe it’s time to hyper fixate on fifth element again 🤪

if you’re one of those people already blowing shit up outside just know we are not friends and my cats don’t like you 😤

spotify said my song that would save me in the upside down is kill or be killed by spite and i think that means i could just open fist beat the shit out of vecna 🤭

well the duffer bros can lick my dick, balls and taint!!!

blumhouse said you can have a somewhat less fucked up ending to one of our movies, as a treat

i’m in my dressing like adam sandler era and i wont be taking any criticism about it at this time

having 3 different drinks on hand at all times is my toxic trait

finished s3 of umbrella academy in a day so now what am i meant to watch?? nothing can follow that up