MAGGOTGIRL.

Everybody looks much prettier like this 🪰🪰🪰

not to sound like a crazy sjw but parents putting little girls in frilly dresses/lavish clothes and telling them not to run, climb, play in dirt, etc lest they ruin their outfits or somebody look up their skirts is one of the most direct ways we as a society teach girls that they are only ornamental and cut their childhoods short

I want a girlfriend who will let me use her body as a stress toy after she dies, I'd grope her ass, tits, hips, or any part of her when I need to let out some steam

To love me is to suffer me, and I believe that

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

big ass axe wound in my mouth, might try to incubate a bird’s egg in there or something

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.