youāre dating one of my gang members, but iām the boss and i know how to please you better.
i stole your car and the police isnāt doing anything so you decided to track me down yourself and you found me, but whatcha gonna do, i went through your stuff so i know all your secrets.
youāre a heavy criminal or something idek and we hooked up a while ago but fuck, i owe my drug dealer money and i really pissed him off bc thatās what i do and now i need you to help me otherwise iām gonna be dead and you actually know what ur doing so.
weāre gang members but the rule is weāre not allowed to date people inside the gang, but thereās a lot of sexual tension between us and then all of a sudden we have to take care of something together bc the boss says so and if you kiss me iām gonna fucking kill you, but pls do.
your dad is my biggest enemy in the crime world and youāre a straight-up rebel, so to piss him off you decide to sleep with me and wow, it was fucking amazing, but now your dad is out to kill me so what now.
youāre a criminal and even though iām a pretty good person weāre still dating and then you get caught and end up in prison and everyone that you owe money/drugs/etc from now comes to attack me and itās a few years later when you get out and come to see me only to find out that nothingās the same. (either i became a criminal/dealer myself or a prostitute/stripper bc i needed the money or i changed my name, moved away and gave birth to a child thatās yours)
weāre two thieves who literally canāt stand each other bc weāre each others biggest competitors so we have a stealing war with each other to prove that iāmĀ the best in what we do and it doesnāt stop at just stealing objects (girl/boyfriends, friends, jobs, name it!)
weāre lovers and we decided to rob a gas station together bc we needed the money and holy shit, we got a lot more cash than we expected, but oh shit turns out this business was actually really shady and now thereās a whole gang after us thatās trying to kill us to get their whitewashed money back.
weāre just normal people and weāve been going out for a few months and itās pretty clear to me that youāre keeping something from me but i canāt put my finger on it and all of a sudden i get kidnapped and itās really fucking scary bc they look dangerous as fuck and they keep asking me the weirdest questions about you and wait what, it turns out you make drugs/sell guns/whitewash money/whatever ?!? and of course you come in and rescue me and iām super relieved, but nowĀ i donāt know if i should be mad or turned on about it all.
i work for a cartel, not because i want to but because theyāre gonna kill me if i donāt and i just got to the united states and theyāre making me do all sorts of things (cutting coke, cleaning labs, āproviding moneyā) and itās really fucking awful, but then all of a sudden you notice me even though youāre (much) higher up and i donāt know why but youāre helping me to get higher up as well and before i know it weāre getting assignments together and youāre like really bad ass fuck iām starting to like you.