I Can't Swim

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

Media is not what makes videos go viral. People resharing it does. 

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

“Is Pepsi OK?”

Who this?

My grandma always said some version of this, so I sobbed like a baby when I saw this.

This place gave me the best sandwich I’ve ever had in my life. My mouth is watering just looking at this pic.

This may be the most 90s pic ever.

This is my favorite moment in Mob Wives’ history.

OH PLEASE. Geordi is a total creepster who probably has used the term friend zone.

By wearing appropriate clothing for the weather.

This is honestly how easily drama starts on the show

Mob Wives is the best.

I LOVE THIS SHOW

The very best part of this is Carole King going apeshit over Aretha. Women supporting each other is a pretty damn amazing. 

Have oddly photoshopped legs? 

This is pretty much my favorite moment across all eight movies.