My Life is an Imbroglio

kipo’s jacket patches + the friends they represent

kipos jacket:

I love this show

Kyoshi

Welcome to the Unknown, boys.

That time Wirt opened a door and found a turkey slumped on a table. A human-sized turkey. This is never explained.

The villain constantly sings loud opera in the middle of the woods. No one questions this.

That episode where Wirt and Greg go to a tavern and the tavern spends like an hour singing and trying to decide what this kid should identify as, going from ‘simple’ to ‘lover’ to finally ‘pilgrim’

That darn no-good Jimmy Brown got stuck in a gorilla costume and spent an episode making weird muffled monkey noises instead of just asking for help, claims ppl were ‘just too scared’ to help him out of it.

“Where did that frog named kitty go?”

Wirt and Greg dig up graves. This is celebrated.

That time they hopped on a frog boat and Jason Funderberker sang a very beautiful song. Jason Funderberker is a frog.

It’s confirmed that multiple ppl have gotten lost in the Unknown and become trees to feed The Beast’s lantern. If they’re all children is never properly extrapolated. 

Pioneer girl has evil spirit inside of her, makes her eat people, is banished by frog shaking

That time Greg knocked the Woodsmans’ hat off, making him trip and land on a chunk of firewood. All objects involved were ones he’d been playing with previously

Local bird attempts to sell children into slavery, thought they were just going to do some yard work, tries to sell herself into slavery instead

The Beast is made of faces. Who the faces are/were is unknown. Presumably, they were from the trees.