Fellow Lunaric

we open on tsukasa !!! this is goldilocks !! (emu is quickly corrected, he is goldiPUFFS: goldilocks is his lovely sister!)

goldipuffs stumbles upon a house in the woods— with its door wide open!!! (emu informs us that goldipuffs is a law-enforcing citizen and this clear carelessness for privacy is unacceptable !!!)

upon yelling for the house owner to no avail (aka tsukasa yelling as loud as he can until the toddlers in the crowd laugh at a decent volume), goldipuffs steps inside.

upon entering the house he Stunt Stumbles over three chairs that staircase in size. thank goodness those didn't break !!!

he tries calling for the house owner again Inside the house but finds nothing, only to find the dining table! why, goldipuffs is quite the fan of porridge! and three whole bowls!!!

as to teach the house owner a lesson he decides to steal a nibble. er sip. goldipuffs tries all three and their varying temperatures, disgusted. THEY ALL TASTE LIKE !! BUTT !!! this simply will not do.

he scurries to the kitchen only to find the shelves empty !!! as hes about to lament not being able to fix the porridge in come rui, nene, and robonene dressed in bear onsies. and carrying groceries.

goldipuffs immediately apologies and tries to explain what he was doing. papa bear doesn't seem that bothered, although mama bear disapproves of him regardless. robo bear only remarks about his puffy hair.

mama bear explains that they had to take an emergency grocery trip after papa bear made dinner. he somehow depleted all their resources in all his scrapped attempts at making Awesome porridge. when he finally gave up and made normal porridge, they had nothing to accompany it with !!

robo bear gives her porridge to goldipuffs cause she was only admiring it anyway. with that, the story ends with goldipuffs and the three bears each adding their own personal adjustments to the porridge because everyone's tastes are different. hooray !!!

we open on tsukasa !!! this is goldilocks !! (emu is quickly corrected, he is goldiPUFFS: goldilocks is his lovely sister!)

goldipuffs stumbles upon a house in the woods— with its door wide open!!! (emu informs us that goldipuffs is a law-enforcing citizen and this clear carelessness for privacy is unacceptable !!!)

upon yelling for the house owner to no avail (aka tsukasa yelling as loud as he can until the toddlers in the crowd laugh at a decent volume), goldipuffs steps inside.

upon entering the house he Stunt Stumbles over three chairs that staircase in size. thank goodness those didn't break !!!

he tries calling for the house owner again Inside the house but finds nothing, only to find the dining table! why, goldipuffs is quite the fan of porridge! and three whole bowls!!!

as to teach the house owner a lesson he decides to steal a nibble. er sip. goldipuffs tries all three and their varying temperatures, disgusted. THEY ALL TASTE LIKE !! BUTT !!! this simply will not do.

he scurries to the kitchen only to find the shelves empty !!! as hes about to lament not being able to fix the porridge in come rui, nene, and robonene dressed in bear onsies. and carrying groceries.

goldipuffs immediately apologies and tries to explain what he was doing. papa bear doesn't seem that bothered, although mama bear disapproves of him regardless. robo bear only remarks about his puffy hair.

mama bear explains that they had to take an emergency grocery trip after papa bear made dinner. he somehow depleted all their resources in all his scrapped attempts at making Awesome porridge. when he finally gave up and made normal porridge, they had nothing to accompany it with !!

robo bear gives her porridge to goldipuffs cause she was only admiring it anyway. with that, the story ends with goldipuffs and the three bears each adding their own personal adjustments to the porridge because everyone's tastes are different. hooray !!!

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to my curlew: im so so proud on everything you do :D sorry my ass takes a while into getting into things- but im beyond grateful to get into the things you love, because they matter and so do you. <3

thank you for being whimsy and (hopefully) yourself around me too silly !! >w< ☆ you're an incredible person to be around and i've loved getting to know you more and more as the years have passed and i hope to get to know you even more! :D