why am i like this

tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself

Spring is when all plants are horny

I like them couples that are rough and kinky in bed but outside of it they make muffins with each other and share memes.

all I want tbh 

My ultimate goal in life is to be the cool lesbian aunt with her cool gay wife

I don’t really belong anywhere and that makes everything feel so much worse.

in 2018 we will stop feeding ducks bread bc we realise it’s bad for them nutritionally and isn’t great for their water either and feed them good shit like oats, corn, lettuce, defrosted frozen peas, duck pellets and a bunch of different kinds of seeds.