ordinary madness

i just realized that although they’d be p old by the time the war of the ring was over that bofur, bifur and bombur were all still alive and living in erebor by gloins account (and i doubt theyd have fought in the whole battle of dale+easterlings+erebor that happened durin events of lotr) means i can totally within rights draw fanart of gimli bringing legolas home just to get met with a lot of old dwarves being all HEY NOW  I REMEMBER YOU 

Having an Australian accent is like being sent to prison for a crime I didn’t commit

Being Australian is because of a crime you didn’t commit

Cruel

i was going to say ‘not everyone!’ but then i remembered that mums side came here from an axe murderer and dads side some dude stole 7 horses and thats why i’m australian

#GET IN LOSERS #WE’RE DOING SCIENCE

Is that why there has been no alien contact? Because as far as aliens are concerned, there is legitimately no intelligent life on earth?

shit son there still isn’t intelligent life on earth