I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often believe puns are meant to make people laugh. This is not so! The emotion that puns are meant to elicit isn’t joy, it’s rage.
Puns are meant to inflict punitive damage
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I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often believe puns are meant to make people laugh. This is not so! The emotion that puns are meant to elicit isn’t joy, it’s rage.
Puns are meant to inflict punitive damage

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The witches have come to lay their claim.
nidaimesenju‌:
Disturbing, yes, wonderful. Indeed.
This had to be done correctly, after all, for the full effect.
You misunderstand, it is not the appearance that is disturbing. That a vast improvement. But it’s you. You making my expressions and mannerisms and-
It’s unsettling. To think you pay this much attention...
This is temporary? Yes?
Methink Uchiha-sama doth protest too much, but it's fine, I wouldn't be flattered to beat at my own game either.
Fool.
He’s still the same disgusting Senju, just in a much prettier package. Temporarily.
nidaimesenju‌:
Wouldn’t you like to know.
You do realize you are almost...too good at this. It’s disturbing.

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Imitation is a sincere form of flattery, however; I think surpassing the original is a little much.
Oh, oh this is not in any way superior than myself-
And I am not flattered.Â
nidaimesenju‌:
It’s horrifying because it’s you. How...HOW...
I....
nidaimesenju‌:
No, yes. I only need a very very small amount.
So you only get-… You can have a handful of bristles. A good handful.
A good bit of the handle is the lowest I am willing to go. What good are just the bristles anyway?
That is fair, yes? I am settling really, for a far lower price but your suffering is worth it so.
Deal?

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nidaimesenju‌:
…You may have a piece.
Considering I’m not asking for all of your blood, it’s equivalent. Yes?
No. No no, I am giving you more than a small amount of blood. I am also giving you the opportunity to complete this task fully, in a timely manner. Therefore I, at the very least deserve to have the opportunity to fulfill my need with the same.
Give me the broom, and the blood is yours.
nidaimesenju‌:
That’s hardly how it works. I’ve shown my hand as it were, name something reasonable and we might proceed from there.
Fine. A would think, something insignificant would fit then hm? Your broom. The broom. I want the broom. You know the one.
That seems reasonable enough, yes?