Not Ready To Wake Up

chase: pssh, i always notice. that's true... could be super easy or not so much, i didn't want to say that, but yeah. we'll see. i'm not that big of a guy lol i think you'll be alright, but hey, zero blame. i would too. i know you do. ha, oh what? you mean you enjoy it just as much? good to know. not possible.

mads: ok, ok, sure, sure. right. and i'm trying to not let that bother me, so far okay? mostly. until we over talk it and I freak. stop making everything about you, it could be my hips, who knows! we know i'm a baby when it comes to pain. idk about just as much, you're no where near as much of a tease to me then I am to you, lol. shh!

chase: that's so kind of you. don't worry, i know it's your thing. 😝 good 😅 but js i wouldn't really blame you. i was there for cos and yeah. the after has to be worth it tho. i suppose so. mmm, dunno? you could've just been teasing me. know how much you like that. brat. i love you.

mads: i felt charitable, i'm glad it's not gone unnoticed. Who knows what could happen, I might have to get a c section for all we know, i'm trying to take it as it comes, but i think i've already mentally decided to get the epidural, lol. you got me there, i do enjoy it.. a lot. but it serves me better in this case to just be a push over. I love you, more.

chase: lol, he's 3, babe. but ok, ok. mmm, sometimes? damn right, but good to know. tbf tho it does affect you way more... i'm just being dramatic. it'll be fine. i mean, i think every woman handles it differently, but knowing you i can't see you swearing off sex, no lol. being pissed at me for doing it to you and not allowing certain stuff for a while? maybe, but yeah. well damn, what do you want then?? oh. that a promise? you're not making yourself sound any less difficult, you know lol. good.

mads: its ok, i'll let you be the dramatic one for a sec, just not too long, don't get comfy. haha, I was only teasing! most women i've spoken with say it's rough, but not the thing you remember most, so I keep that in the back of my head. maybe, but we'll just have to wait and see 🙃 its for sure a promise, had i not made that clear?? I know 👼

chase: idk how much he gets them, but true, he does laugh at most of my jokes. i don't believe you! uh huh, so you say. ha, ok, ok. i was trying to reassure you that we're likely good, but might've made it worse a sec, huh? my bad. that would be so mean, baby. 🥺 but fine, yeah, ig i wouldn't blame you. i thought you liked it when i was smug and cocky wtf. fair lol, like i said it sounded better in my head. oh, i got it. you briefly broke my brain. such a brat smh. i know. and i know our bean would agree with me.

mads: give him some credit -- and let me give you some! you think i'm a liar?! hey, me, you, and the pea? we're a package deal now, you're always part of the conversation, so it stands to reason, see? ya, i'm all for moving right along, I know your heart was in the right place. i was teasing, it was a bad joke! it cant be THAT bad? I do, but i'm moody and changed my mind 🤷🏼‍♀️ OK i was just making sure! when you get back i'll do it in real time! sometimes I am, right now? maybe i am, maybe not. ok, i'm convinced!

chase: ig i'll have to use them more. hah, you're only saying that bc i caught you. wow, making it all about you not being miserable, huh? what about me?? but nah i think we'll be alright. like i said, it's rare. as in you won't let me touch you again? 😅 i have a way with words sometimes; what can i say? i think it had to do with drowning you in smth else, which sounded better in my head. 😂 you and your emojis fault. to go home to my sexy pregnant fiancée? never. your brain and body literally go through changes while pregnant, babe. i think you're excused. i do, so i'll just have to remind you more.

mads: bet cos appreciates them, too. i am not! well i just assumed it was understood just in turn how much your life would suffer, too! great, so then let's stop talking about rarities, for both our sakes, lol. as in exactly that. you do, don't be all smug about it! omg, 😂 either way i would have still replied something like lmao wtf? I just wanted to make sure you got the point of the 🍆💦 of it all, i'm known for being very clear. 🤗 yep, still like hearing it. seeing it, whatever. ok you're right. on both parts, tho

chase: do i? dad jokes being great feels subjective. bc it is? i mean, i know i'm bad, but you might actually have me beat now that you're pregnant and it's like doubled or whatever. no. not complaining or blaming lol js. if it's harmful for either of you, yeah, but i think i read that's really rare. it's more of the after, which we'll probably both be so exhausted it might not even be an issue by then lol. 🤷🏻‍♂️ just bein honest. i would never. i... had something witty to say to that, but i think you broke my brain with too many mental images. thanks. oh, i would 1000% rather be with you than at the gym. is that even in question? i do hate upsetting you; it's true, but i also know where to draw lines. if i felt a need to say smth i would. but you're also going through crazy changes rn, baby; cut yourself some slack.

mads: well I like them 🤷🏼‍♀️ hey man, it's not a competition! even if you might have a point. I figured that much after you said something bc i'd hope my doctor doesn't want me to be miserable for the next months, lol. and ya, i'm hoping for the same thing, after. or maybe childbirth will be so bad, you'll never touch me again 😵 just being honest while also being charming. mmhmm, sure. oh man, i wish you remembered but also kinda proud for breaking your brain. not sorry abt it either. idk, it sounded like you were dragging ur feet! ok, I know you're right. especially bc i think I feel crazy now, too. you know how hard that is for me.