louise belcher

This is an independent and private roleplay blog for Louise Belcher from Bob’s Burgers. Some elements of my character will be canon-divergent. My blog is multi-verse and oc friendly.

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After   a   long   year,   the   Small   family   finally   had   a   chance   to   go   on   vacation.   Of   course,   this   was   not   Brendon’s   IDEAL   way   to   spend   his   time   off   school.   He’d   much   rather   stay   home   and   make   movies   with   his   best   friend.   The   scenery   was   nice,   but   the   ride   itself   was   BORING;   plus,   their   infant   sister   would   get   carsick   now   and   then.

There   sat   an   amusement   park   on   the   pier   of   OCEAN   AVENUE.   The   young   director   held   his   video   camera   against   the   glass   window,   shooting   the   scenery   as   they   passed   by   the   rides.   Why   couldn’t   they   stop   there   first?   They’ve   been   to   this   town   before,   but   never   gone   to   Wonder   Wharf;   he   only   came   for   a   SOCCER   GAME.   “Brendon,   you   can’t   keep   filming   the   entire   vacation.   You’ll   miss   all   the   fun,”   she   stated.

The   child   uttered   several   INAUDIBLE   words   and   laughed   underneath   his   breath.   “I’m   not   going   to   miss   anything   fun,   mom,”   Brendon   assured;   camera   now   aimed   at   their   mother.   “And-and   besides,   even   if   I   did,   it’ll   be   recorded,”   he   added.

“Well,   what   about   when   we   eat?   Are   you   going   to   keep   filming   that   too?”   Paula   asked   as   she   parked   the   vehicle   and   got   out.

Brendon   imagined   the   future   content.   There   haven’t   been   many   places   for   DOCUMENTING   the   food   they’ve   devoured   on   their   journey;   most   establishments   didn’t   allow   camera.   Besides,   showing   their   reactions   to   the   food   would   be   GREAT   BUSINESS   for   the   restaurant   as   well.

He   glimpsed   back   at   his   mom   picking   up   Josie   out   the   carseat.   “Yeah!   What   if   I   did?”   the   child   responded.   Brendon   got   out   of   the   car,   pointing   the   camera   at   his   mother.

Paula   rolled   her   eyes,   sighing   at   giving   her   son   the   idea,   and   started   walking   down   the   sidewalk   towards   the   nearest   restaurant.   Her   attention   focused   on   TWO   buildings   across   from   one   another.   “What   are   you   feeling,   pizza   or   burger?”   she   asked.

“Burger,”   Brendon   immediately   answered,   holding   the   camera   up   to   record   the   restaurant’s   sign   in   frame.

         ❛ louise help your brother wipe down the menus, it’s almost time for the lunch rush. ❜ bob’s voice rings clear from the kitchen, drawing the attention of his youngest child from where she’s perched on a stool across from her mother, tiny fingers drawing back away from the absolutely hideous toothpick house the two had been building. the poor thing topples over and crumbles as louise leaps to the floor and she ignores the cry from her mother as she slides into a booth across from gene.

          ❛ maybe today we’ll get some stragglers from jimmy pesto’s place. ❜ that earns her a glare from her father and she responds with a smile, eyes twinkling with innocence despite the malicious tone in her voice. it’s unspoken between the youngest of the belchers that there’s probably not going to be any customers today besides teddy and mort. at least until the door opens and a small family of three step through, earning an enthusiastic cheer from linda as she rounds the counter and grabs the freshly wiped down menus from her children.

          ❛ welcome to bob’s burgers, what can i get for ya? oh what a precious baby! and look at the little film maker! oh, what cute kids. ❜ linda’s quick to start up a conversation while louise turns in her seat to get a look, eyes immediately locking on the camera in the boy’s hands.

@angrkid​ : “AHHH! Oh, it’s you.”

@thirdstreeter​ : "Yer evil....I LOVE IT!"

     “ oh, yeah, I’m sure you do . “ he replied sarcastically, eyes rolling under his bangs . “ you seem pretty confident you can make money . why don’t you prove it ? we could probably help each other out . “ he tried to hold back a mischievous smile . 

     “ there’s probably a ton of crud on your school record . or maybe someone you want beat up ? I’m better at that kinda stuff then conning seventh graders . “ that almost sounded like an offer .

repost, don’t reblog. BOLD for what applies. Italicize for what sometimes applies / verse dependent

FLAVORS

Sweet | Sour | Umami | Dry | Tangy | Bitter | Spicy | Citrus

WEATHER

Sunny | Cloudy | Rainy | Snowy | Cold | Mild | Hot | Dry | Humid

TEXTURES

Velvet | Silk | Gloss | Smooth | Fur | Burlap | Rough | Fuzz | Slime / Goo | Grainy | Squishy | Bumpy | Bristles | Yarn | Cotton | Soft | Firm | Grooved | Matte | Spongy | Felt

GENRES

Romance | Comedy | Psychological | Thriller | Horror | Adventure | Action | Fantasy | Sci-fi | Educational | Nonfiction | Fiction | Historical | Drama | Supernatural | Mystery | Slice of Life | Ecchi | Tragedy | Adult

HOBBIES

Exercising | Drawing | Painting | Paper Crafts | Swimming | Surfing | Skydiving | Paragliding | Scuba Diving | Writing | Photography | Blogging | Filming | TV & Movies | Animation | Coding | Mechanics | Engineering | Wood Burning | Sky/Star Gazing | Dance | Martial Arts | Music (Singing / Playing an Instrument) | Song writing | Gardening | Landscaping | Studies | Card Playing | Reading | Snowboarding | Skiing | Board Games | Video Games | Blacksmithing | Sculpting | Makeup Art / Nail Art | Sewing | Hiking | Camping | Fishing | Sailing | Cosplay | Rock Climbing | Gymnastics | Sports | Hunting | Taxidermy | Acting

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@petalsxfallen​ :  “Yeah I’ve collected a ton of knives.”