stay in your coma

Look, it's very simple: deviation from the norm is always bad, unless I'm the one doing the deviating, in which case I'm a brave iconoclast and it's the Masses who are wrong.

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

write it anyway even if you think it’s bad. a badly written fic is still better than a nonexistent fic.

There's an old saying (I think it's Russian): the same boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg

All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

“Slonking it back” is what got you in this mess in the first place adventurer. Might you consider a different course of action?

Slonking it forward in a safe and mindful manner

On an adventure, straight up slonking it

Don’t say that James Dean