"What is Madness...?"

{ If you’re going through hell…

                                                     KEEP GOING! }

❝   wait, sorry, i just remembered there’s a scene in this film whe—let me put on something else.   ❞

❝   can you ask if they use strobe lights?   ❞

❝   i’m not ‘afraid’ of [thing], it’s a genuine phobia and i will literally throw up!   ❞

❝   do cartoony [thing]s trigger you too? or is it just if it looks real?   ❞

❝   i never realised how much people use [thing] in decorations.   ❞

❝   haunted houses are too loud for me.   ❞

❝   there’s a movie trailer for some horror film with [thing] in it, so i’m essentially avoiding television until november.   ❞

❝   have you been to their house before? there’s not like, tiny closets or hallways or anything?   ❞

❝   it’s okay, i can think of another costume.   ❞

❝   don’t worry, it’s fake! it’s fake! sorry, i forgot—…   ❞

❝   i can wait outside.   ❞

❝   i’m not entirely made of glass.   ❞

❝   just like… hold my hand when there’s a jumpscare coming up, so i’ll know.   ❞

❝   this party is 100% toy gun and knife free area, sorry. ‘cause—you know. anyway, there’s a bucket in the hallway you can leave it.   ❞

❝   i’ll let you know if it becomes too much.   ❞

❝   i’ve never been a fan of [thing] either, so it’s cool.   ❞

❝   i’m… can we go, i’m—i’m gonna have a panic attack.   ❞

❝   older horror films don’t usually have jump scares.   ❞

❝   animatronic window display coming up.   ❞

❝   it’s okay. we’ll both cancel, so you can say you’re staying in because i’m sick.   ❞

❝   i could come over to carve pumpkins and make cookies, and leave before the party people arrive?    ❞

❝   i could leave a bowl of candy outside the door so i don’t have to open doors, but it just takes one asshole to ruin that.   ❞

❝   this is actually easier than last year.   ❞

❝   do you want to go outside for a bit?   ❞

❛  this is quite homoerotic.  ❜

❛  sorry, i’m a twat.  ❜

❛  don’t hurt me, please, i’ve got asthma!  ❜

❛  they know more about this place than i do.  nobody knows more than i do!  ❜

❛  only in the bloody countryside.  ❜

❛  you went to murder rehab?  ❜

❛  we could’ve used you an hour ago for naked hide and seek.  ❜

❛  note the sarcasm.  ❜

❛  i’m not gonna hurt you.  i’m gonna bloody kill you!  ❜

❛  this is gonna end in tears.  ❜

❛  give me one good bloody reason why i should, one good reason why i shouldn’t keep screaming!  ❜

❛  i know everything.  and it says so on the bottom of the screen.  ❜

❛  thank you for that disney moment.  ❜

❛  they ate eyeballs, they drank blood, they had sex with animals, but they did not pluck out each other’s hearts, ‘cause obviously that would’ve been weird.  ❜

❛  are you always this dressy for a murder investigation?  ❜

❛  god help me.  the stories are true.  ❜

❛  mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string!  everything, absolutely everything.  no phons, phones all broken.  hello, anyone there?  no, ‘cause the phones aren’t working!  ❜

❛  of course, bananas are far more interesting.  ❜

❛  oh, right, their heads must explode all the time.  ❜

❛  you wanna be in charge?  you need to have significantly bigger balls.  ❜

❛  uh, he’s guessing.  typical medic.  ❜

❛  let’s all have sex.  ❜

❛  and i thought the end of the world couldn’t get any worse.  ❜

❛  one day i’ll have the chance to save your life, and i’ll watch you suffer and die!  ❜

❛  sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul.  ❜

❛  what you do in private is none of our business.  ❜

❛  this is [name’s] voicemail, don’t leave a message.  ❜

❛  some fetishes should be kept to yourself.  ❜

❛  oh, you are warped on the inside.  how do you think of these things?  ❜

❛  all i want to do today is marry you.  that’s all i want to do.  ❜

❛  i was brought up never to speak ill of the dead.  even if they still do most of the talking for themselves.  ❜

❛  we don’t have a song!  and if we did have a song, it wouldn’t be this song.  ❜

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