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Happy Birthday Mello!

Art inspired by the illustrious @empressofthewind and her new fic. Go read it if you like deliciously wonderful fic B)

Full NSFT under the cut

RATING: E • WORD COUNT: 4471

Mello stretches his hand and wraps it around Near’s neck. His grip is loose, merely a threat whispered from Mello’s palm to Near’s throat. “I was trying to save you,” he says. “But I could still change my mind.”

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"The "Red Thread of Fate" is an East Asian myth that says an invisible red thread connects those destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. This thread can stretch or tangle but never break, symbolizing the inevitable connection".

By any other metric they’d be seas. Superior especially (the big one in the upper left) behaves like a small ocean, and has claimed at least 250 ships and over 1000 people. Gordon Lightfoot wrote a frankly chilling song about her that I’ll include here:

To me, I can see two ways of doing this. First way is you cast two humans as Wesley and Buttercup. Everyone else are played by muppets. Kermit and Miss Piggy? That's easy. Miracle Max and his wife.

If you want to go the boring route and put them as Wesley and Buttercup, you need one human actor, and I think they should play Prince Humperdink. Also it's Piggy at the end challenging him, not Kermit. We know she'd kick his ass.