Mad Libs...and Stuff.

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

The fact that you never deleted like… Icon

Don’t tell your GM shit. “What’s your AC?” “Wouldn’t you like to know, Dice Boy?”

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no time for that karl…

i know alec baldwin is gay but he has really racist energy

okay so false alarm i was thinking of the guy from dirty dancing

john travolta has a wife?

i hate to say this guys but john travolta wasn’t in dirty dancing

okay before i get sued for libel i confused alec baldwin and john travolta because they’re both old white actors with creepy blue eyes and giant heads also i have been watching a lot of 30 rock anyway THEN i confused dirty dancing with boogie nights which john travolta starred in. i do not think alec baldwin is gay or patrick swayze (fly high king) but DO think john travolta is gay. even if he has a wife

i would like to take this chance to apologize as i did not know john travolta’s wife recently died

He was in saturday night fever

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER.

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

*hogs squealing*

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

His stupid little hat jingling away

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

christmas is probably a hard time for him