*madeline*

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

shoutout to antidepressants. thank you so much antidepressants. I love my auntie deborahs

I don't want to be negative but I do think we need to kill some of these people

Is this a safe space to say that I miss buying barbie dolls

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"