Blue IV

Since Sir Lancelot and Dumi were born we haven't had a quiet moment. Momcé tells me I shouldn't call them those names but in my opinion it's better to be named after a number than after a knight.

Blue Ivy about to release a album with tracks like: 1. 5 Years Strong 2. My Daddy Ain’t Shit ft. Solange 3. I Got It From My Mama 4. Bitch This Is Good Hair 5. Interlude 6. Worth More Than Your Life ft. Rumi and Sir 7. North West Is Only A Direction To Me 8. Mama We Could Leave Tonight ft Beyoncé

Momcé has recently gone into hiatus because those little monsters are giving her headaches. So until she decides to come out again here's a little video of me minding my business and having fun alone before my life is going to be destroyed.

Mmhh yall see my outfit and don't even try to disrespect me. P.S I am not quite sure why Dad Z still trying to look happy. Your life is going downhill when those two monsters arrive.

Momcé told me if I pose for three seconds with her and Grandma,the twins would live in their own house far away from mine. So I obviously was in.

Then why you think you gotta make two more ?

Y'all see how I’m holding on to Momcé. That’s because I overheard their conversation to not let me be a single child anymore.

Well since Momcé decided to make the announcement while I was having my beauty nap, I guess I don't have to say much. Momcé and Dad Z have been telling me for weeks now that babies are growing in Momcés belly which I can't believe because I thought you can only give birth to a legend once.

I hope y'all are ready to see this birthday party. After all I am turning 5 which means that I can finally stop pretending that I care about anything.

Of course it was. I mean look at me.

Thank you!

I was tying to teach Momcé some cool poses rather than just standing straight. She didn't understand that the duckface era is long over.