1. Nothing good ever happens after 2 a.m.
2. Suit up!
3. Accept all challenges.
4. Donโt underestimate the power of a good wingman (or woman).
5. Youโre never too old for a game of laser tag.
6. Donโt get a tattoo when youโre drunk or feeling emotional, or both.
7. People who are texting or sitting at the bar are most likely in relationships.
8. Itโs not easy to stay friends with everyone from college.
9. But cherish the friends who mean a lot to you.
10. Your drunk ideas arenโt always your best ideas.
11. When you get sad, just stop being sad and be awesome instead.
12. โThe longest pause you will ever experience in your life is the one that follows asking the question: will you marry me?โ
13. Make sure whoever youโre casually dating isnโt included in group photos at special events.
14. Everyone has their own special remedy for a hangover.
15. Make sure you donโt just think, think, think and you also do, do, do.
16. Youโll probably be really happy if you marry your best friend.
17. And if you canโt agree on a last name, just call yourself the โAwesomes.โ
18. Donโt shy away from your past. Even if itโs embarrassing โ like being an 80โs Canadian pop star โ your friends will still love you.
19. โWe all make stupid decisionโฆbut time can take a stupid decision and turn it into something else entirely.โ
20. Donโt bring your annoying significant other on trips with your friends.
21. Learn to accept your friendsโ annoying significant other for who they are.
22. If you get along with your best friendโs significant other, life will be exponentially better.
23. Dating people in your friend group can get messy and complicated.
24. But sometimes it can lead to a happy, loving relationship.
25. Thereโs no such thing as a โgirly lookingโ drink โ men can drink Margaritas, too.
26. You donโt need to know exactly what you want to do โ its OK to change your mind.
27. You should โhold out for someone who doesnโt just tolerate your little quirks but actually kind of likes them.โ
28. If you run away on your wedding day, itโs polite to leave a note.
29. Itโs not entirely unheard of to have an identity crisis and move across the country.
30. Pursue the career path and profession youโre passionate about.
31. Being in a relationship that challenges you can be constructive, but also exhausting.
32. You shouldnโt be constantly fighting with your significant other โ relationships arenโt supposed to be that difficult.
33. Unrequited love sucks, but it happens.
34. Donโt have sword fights with your best friend.
35. Surround yourself with people who support your work and ideas.
36. Sometimes, life will throw you curveballs that you have no control over.
37. โYou can let your anger go, and only when you do that is it really gone and you can move forward.โ
38. You never know when you can end up losing your job.
39. But the silver lining is it could lead to other amazing opportunities.
40. Have a job that allows you to travel a lot and see the world.
41. As long as it doesnโt involve taking the overnight shift.
42. Always break up with someone before you try to hook up with someone else.
43. A Hanging Chad isnโt the best Halloween costume.
44. Dating your psychologist generally isnโt a good idea.
45. Be careful of monkeys at the zoo โ they can steal your wallet.
46. Before you buy a house and commit to a mortgage, make sure itโs not built crooked.
47. Law school takes a lot of work, time, and effort.
48. High-fives are the best way to show your friends affection.
49. Be loyal to your loved ones, but donโt feel like you need to follow a strict set of rules, otherwise known as the โBro Code.โ
50. Sometimes,the universe conspires against you.
51. Befriend your regular bartender โ they might even throw you the keys to the place sometime.
52. If you find a good burger place, write down the address.
53. Making bets about your friendsโ futures is only OK if they never find out.
54. If you find a good apartment, keep it in your friend group.
55. And when you do need to find a new place, start by asking people you know.
56. Try to stay upbeat when someone asks you to make a speech at their wedding.
57. If your wedding day isnโt going the way you want it to, make it perfect in your own way.
58. Always be willing to entertain your childhood friend when they come to town.
59. โSometimes you fall for someone youโd never expect, but that doesnโt make it wrong.โ
60. You donโt need to move to a whole new city to start your life over.
61. But sometimes a change of scenery can help give you just the right perspective you need.
62. Owning a bar is way more of a hassle than you and your friends might think.
63. โThe oneโ may not necessarily exist because sometimes you get more than one chance at real love.
64. Working with your friends can be a really fun way to pass the time.
65. Be mature enough to give your ex-relationships closure.
66. And donโt lie about your identity to get someone to sleep with you โ itโll definitely catch up with you.
67. Donโt rub it in your exโs face when youโve moved on.
68. โWhatever you do in this life, itโs not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.โ 69. โThe future is scary but you canโt just run back to the past because itโs familiar.โ
70. Abandoned umbrellas are always up for grabs.
71. โWhen you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.โ
72. If you try hard enough, you might be able to actually make it rain.
73. Every moment that youโre living eventually turns into a memory and, therefore, an epic story.
74. โLove is the best thing we do.โ
75. Your story is never really finished.
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