Not Your “Safe Space”

Hmph... None but an Uchiha is worthy of the Sharingan eye. But seeing the pathetic state my clan has fallen into, I’m almost tempted to consider saying yes.

A real answer, hm? 

There are sharingan jutsu that cause you to become blind, which I would consider “permanently closed.”  I’ve heard of non-Uchiha stealing sharingan eyes. For them, the sharingan remains permanently activated. I can’t think of any reason why the latter would happen to an Uchiha, however. If it were to happen, natural selection would be the best surgery for them. As well, I imagine it would be more exhausting than painful. Keeping it covered would be the best you could do.

...

You’re telling me.

No. He’s mine to kill.

Besides, he’s more a more formidable opponent than he seems. You can get yourself killed trying, if you want. It’s not my problem. 

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You wouldn’t last a day in my shoes. I don’t want to hear talk about “big dick energy” from a female, regardless of whether or not you have one.

Cry about it, little girl.

Don’t act surprised. Nothing is capable of killing me but me.

.// ooc: oh thank you!!! wow i feel kinda honored. uhh yeah i’m having a really good time with it!! i’m super SUPER into my character and it’s given me something to work on recently. running this blog is still satisfying though because i get a good amount of asks (to the point where sometimes it takes a bit to get around to them, so i’m sorry if i haven’t gotten to someone’s yet!) so it doesn’t feel like i’m just posting into some void. keeps me engaged. 

a rly good friend ooc says he likes the way i write the founders (in like, a serious way, not this joke-y way lol) so i’ve been pondering writing naruto fic again just for the ego stroke. like maybe a one-shot or something idk dude. i might even loosely do serious rp again, if i’m really feeling up to it. but yeah several of my followers are really nice to me ooc (including you <3) which also. feels nice. i’ve found that founders fans are generally more chill than... every other part of the naruto fandom? idk even if some of my followers are weirdly horny (no shame) i still haven’t been sucked into the drama that seems to occur everywhere else outside of this niche sphere. go figure. 

Maybe if I say yes, regardless of the truth, it will keep idiotic anonymous messengers from asking me to marry them or have sex with them. Let’s test that theory.