We've only tested this on...a mouse :3

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

Walter White every morning in the mirror

me: *takes a bite of egg* guy in suit: you've been egged me: what the fuck guy in suit: you're at 0 fate points and 5 charlie brown stocks, how are you gonna make like a deer and get the egg out of there me: what the fuck are you saying guy in suit, sweating: i am just a normal guy, and you and me and the rest of the egg gang are gonna pull this together, so what do you wanna do me, choking on egg: what the fuck are you saying

everybody likes to make Gordon’s favorite color orange. And its like girl. Thats his work clothes. Maybe he does by coincidence like orange but your favorite color doesn’t become green because your retail uniform is green. I think Gordon has a different favorite color. Idk what it is. Probably some shit like Gray cause he’s a weirdo

reblog this with what you think Gordon’s favorite color is and it Can’t be orange

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

Thinking about how benrey keeps trying to make small talk with the non-sentient npcs in hlvrai. He knows they dont matter and shoots them down for funsies but he's so lonely he can't help but try to find companionship in them. Kinda feels like tiny cries for help on rewatches.