I'm Gonna Sleep Like A Giant Baby Tonight

Been pondering the idea of two OCs (?), A rogue coomer clone and a bubby prototype that escape black mesa together and fall in love. False Boomer

How am I supposed to relax and play video games when the lamp-that-always-looks-suspicious is here

ID: A lamp with geometric designs on its brim that look like narrowed eyes. ED

today i had pig dreams. there were pigs. i was trying to name them all. there was a big one, the mom, she was really cute. her name was molly, i didnt choose that one, i think it was supposed to be short for something but i dont remember. and then there were three little baby pigs. 1 was older, and two had just hatched from their little pig eggs where pigs come from. the older piglet looked very old looking though still a baby. i called him old baby. then one of the younger ones looking very polite, i called him little boy. i never got to name baby 3. that was my dream, thanks

ugh. fine. I guess I'm sorry for crashing my marvelous flying contraption into your stupid dog. whatever

Ohhhh okay I’ll just tell you 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Ohhhh okay I’ll just tell you 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

The name's Loudly. Meows Loudly. And you're not gonna believe what I have to say next.

really humiliating trying to write horror like they went into the creepy house and there was a creepy ghost and the creepy guy with a creepy knife and everything was very creepy are you scared yet and thats like literally not how suspense and tension actually work but like all u can do is say well maybe something else was creepy?