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the famously antimemetic foo berries,

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people's opinions on hlage varying so fucking much is really funny. some people think it's the most annoying shit ever and can't stand it and some people (me) were genuinely about to piss themselves over every line
gordon and the gnome if hlage was awesome
i got lazy sorry
Player characterization options for myself:
1: Just a normal dude. Has a life outside of the games. The one I personally think is the most likely option.
2: The game obsessed shut-in interpretation that has been popular lately within the fandom.
3: Extreme dopamine junkee that does extreme sports as a hobby every other day. Plays the hlvrai games specifically for the life-threatening thrill. Explains the jock part of his character. Why does he keep coming back to the games? Hes survived enough bungee jumping without support ropes to confidently believe he'd survive haunted video games. Why are there huge gaps between gaming sessions? He's too distracted trying to find new ways to put his life in peril that the games are an afterthought. Why did he abandon the hlvrai1 cast for so long? He had slipped while parkouring on a huge ferris wheel and was in a coma for 2 years, bad enough to mess up his brain. One day the player stops logging in and Coomer goes to the internet again to find him only to find a news report that he died exploring a 2000 meter deep cave called the maw of satan.

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it may mean nothing but Christopher has the same last name as hlage's version of gabe . okay...
edit: y'all hold on wayne said he didnt even think of that during the outro of the stream LOL. it seems like they might take it into account though
hilarious gnome antics
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admittedly i am a big fan of the player’s name being gordan, not that it was pre hlvrai, but as they got caught further into the game(s) they took on the name gordan because it felt realer at some point. specifically probably during the course of hlage, since the gnome kept referring to them as gordan rather than alyx, cementing them as GORDAN vs the player