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I just said "hai baybee!" to PMSeymour's cat through the tv screen.

If reality isn't falling apart, I certainly am.

#pm seymour #cat #i’m actually losing it #what is my brain #luckily my cat thought I was talking to him

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Things that make me happy:

When my cat rests his cute little chin on his cute little paws and takes a cute little nap.

#adorable #cats #his paws are actually huge #he make a big steppy

Both of my surgeons' receptionists are called Nikki. This is a strange but helpful coincidence.

What is not helpful is that they spell it differently!

#what a coincidence #nicknames #receptionists are great #i'm just frustrated

How do I tell my fitness watch that I wasn't exercising or having a panic attack at midnight last night? Spicy books just make my heart race...

#spicy books #romance novels #be still my heart #garmin watch #this is so embarrassing

One day I will work out how to capture my cat's absolute look of judgement and disgust when I dance for him, and you will understand why I don't feel appreciated in this household.

#today is not that day #ya girl is not tech savvy #she is full of unbound whimsy though

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Before I started taking Latin classes, I dreamt that my friends sat me down and very seriously asked "Why the f would you learn Latin?!"

This weekend, the prophecy came true.

#I have cemented my status as the weird nerd of the group #and I honestly have no problem with that

Enola Holmes 3 has informed me that I am not too old for celebrity crushes.

#holmesbury #ahhhhh #blushing #nearly thirty #feel less ancient

Even in my head I say the dumbest things...

This morning while I was getting dressed I said to myself: "Technically these are pyjamas, but nobody will know because they look like human clothes."

HUMAN CLOTHES!

#I believe I am now a pyjama dwelling alien

It has just occurred to me that I have only ever dated sleep talkers and I'm not sure what that says about me.

#the sleep screaming is particularly alarming

On my bedside table I have a tube of estrogen cream, a tube of lidocaine cream, and a tube of voltaren cream, and I hope to God I never get them mixed up.

#chronic pain is fun eh #psychological horror

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yknow it's a real shame that romans didn't have access to australia specifically for augury reasons. i really wish i could have seen a roman augur have to deal with australian birds. like imagine trying to properly interpret an omen from a fuckin. cassowary

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loving that the general consensus here is that "the omen when you see a cassowary is that you are about to die of cassowary"

There are two wolves inside me:

One wants to go to physio because it's back is hurting.

The other doesn't want to leave the house because it's back is hurting.

#my wolves are just as broken as I am

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Colin Bridgerton: *acting like a worldly rake the first part of the season* Oh, my world travels are too indecent for young ladies ears. Meanwhile Penelope Featherington who read his actual letters: He told me he stared at sunsets, ate a lot of bread and wine, cried over art and missed me. Was the crying part the indecent part?

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The English language has got to a point that I, a member of gen-z, can say to my millennial boyfriend that I am "at sixes and sevens" and he would get confused thinking I was talking about the "6-7" meme.

To say that I am horrified, IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

#gen z #millennial #english #slang #meme #atrocities #idioms

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People who suffer from chronic fatigue, how are we dealing with people not understanding that we don't "just need to be more motivated"?

Crying? I'm voting for crying.

#it's all I have energy for anyway

It's set to get to 45°c (113°f), and what is my longhaired cat complaining about?

There are no sunny spots to lay in because I'm trying to keep the sun out of the house.

#like seriously #you will overheat #and I will be blamed for it

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