Bitch

nature is sacred, pass it on.

Introverts aren’t anti social, they’re pro solitude

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

Eminem is one of the most successful rappers that has never uttered the N-word in one of his lyrics.

fuck all romance except whatever those 2 sports announcers on nintendogs had

the funniest thing about this is he shit his pants and hit his face on a bathroom coat hanger and posted this to try and hide what actually happened and now the university he goes to is investigating it to see if they can kick him out for spreading fake news lmfao

This 👏🏽 is 👏🏽 what 👏🏽 I 👏🏽 like 👏🏽 to 👏🏽 see 👏🏽