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they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

can not recommend letting your child do a big scream when they are frustrated enough. Just straight up ask them like "hey do you need to do a big scream?" And if they say yes let cover your ears and say okay GO and let them scream because you know what eventually when you're really frustrated your little person with your face is gonna look at you with their ears covered and yell "HEY DO YOU NEED TA DO A BIG SCHREAM?!" and you can just... do a big scream and it won't scare them and you will feel better too

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

i just figured out how to save the world. all we have to do is find and excise the undesireables. i mean just look at how much good all the examples of it in the past have done *opens history book* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *fli

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

On it boss 🫡

I didn’t realize it was a short gif and was astounded by the procession of dumb pigeons getting swallowed one after another