i told a joke to my gf and now i’m sitting in the next room over listening to her lose her shit laughing as she tries to put it in a tumblr post 

"you get a potion and the alchemist tells you 'this potion will cure you' and youre like 'hell yeah health potion' and you drink it and turn into salami" - my gf

this was the joke 

in the tags put your pets name vs what you actually call your pet

I’d fuck marry and kill myself

Reblog with your Spotify artist of the year and artist of the decade

i want him deep in my……………………..heart

i lied i just want him in my guts

BAE 😫 I ONLY POSTED ‘WHERE TH HOES AT’ SO I CAN STAY AWAY FROM THAT AREA😒😒

im about to say fuck it and leave this realm