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it’s your birthday!!! and mac is excited to celebrate!!

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the second you wake up, mac is pampering you in kisses. it doesn’t scream intimate but rather it being pure love towards you.

you were born today and you were the reason why they’re here and they wouldn’t ask for something better to do than to celebrate your existence.

you’re everything they love and admire.

oh gosh, they’re still kissing every inch of your sleepy face, muttering how much they love you and that today will be the best day ever.

after they finally move away from you, roni is now rubbing against your neck.

they press their cold snout against your jawline

their own way in expressing their gratitude towards you

after that commotion, you’re welcomed to the kitchen.

your favorite breakfast meal is laid out and ready to be eaten.

as much as mac loves to cook with you, they wanted you fed and ready for what they had prepared do the day!

and time couldn’t be wasted!!

whether you prefer to go out or stay in, they’ll do exactly what your ‘perfect’ day is.

if it means finally watching that movie you’ve been itching to see or go see something new in your town, we will do exactly that.

mac i think would be the type to gift you something more practical.

of course, they gift you many presents throughout the day — they are small but they couldn’t help but splurge a bit for your special day

back to the topic, they will gift you anything that will help you or benefit from its usage.

you’re an artist? you are gifted supplies (a new tablet, new easel, new glazes for your upcoming pottery project!)

you’re a gamer? a new mic, maybe a new headset? possibly even a new graphics card!

you’re a fixer upper? man, you’re gifted a whole new set of tools. the latest addition to your favorite brand’s collection.

you’re of course given other things! trinkets, keychains, plushes, gift cards, clothes ( specifically undergarments of their liking ).

at the end of the day, they invite you out to dinner. whether it’s the fast food place you love or a fancy restaurant you two have eyes for months now.

hand in hand, they tell you again how much they love you.

adore you.

cherish you.

they lean over and plant a tender kiss on your lips.

a bit more passionate than what they had given you this morning.

they gift you a piece of jewelry. necklace, bracelet, ring, earrings, whatever you prefer the most—they gift that to you. it’s custom made, they mention. one of a kind, just like you.

into the night, yall get FREAAAKAHHH

if that’s you’re up for it, of course! you could always end the night in each other’s arms. ending the night on how you usually do.

cuddled on the couch, watching tv while slowly drifting off to sleep. a similar routine you’ve done for months now.

back onto the birthday sex.

they want you in your birthday outfit.

they cannot get enough of you and they never will. everytime they see you bare in front of them, they see something else new. something to love.

they want you to relax, have them take care of you.

whether it’s tasting you, jerking you off until you cum for the 3rd time, or feel you wrapped around them, they’re gonna give it all to you.

you deserve to lay there and feel wanted

they are willing to do whatever you want! a new toy? a new position? whatever you want, baby. they are yours for the night.

it’s mostly lustful but towards the end of it, it becomes more raw and passionate.

mac mutters on how much they adore you as they hold your waist down.

how you look flawlessly amazing everyday.

how you’re everything they want in a person.

comment every unique feature about you and marking you as theirs.

soft love bites in places no one would be able to see but them.

after that fun night, you two are cuddled up in bed.

skin to skin. they want to keep feeling your warm skin against theirs as they continue to pamper you.

running small lines up and down your back

moving your freshly washed hair to the side after they provided a bath for you.

you two just talk

about everything and yet nothing.

you’re basket in their loving arms.

another small kiss is given to you.

they whisper a quick ‘happy birthday’ into your ear before you drift off.

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i honestly believe mac is the type to also embarrass you for your birthday. they definitely tell the waiters it’s your birthday to get you that free desert.

oh and you best believe they also wear a party hat and wave small sparks as you walk into the kitchen for breakfast. even roni has a small hat. no idea where mac had gotten one but they definitely show out for your bday.

i would love to say that they baked you your favorite cake/dessert but i imagine that they’re too afraid to mess something up. especially on your birthday!! so they called up the nearest bakery and placed an order.

is mac the type to request a stupid print on your cake too??? hell yea. that one character you adore? yeah, you bet their face is smacked on the middle.

decorations on the house too!! balloons of your favorite color and those $2 birthday banners hung on the walls. they are showing OUT.

i believe that mac would love to shopping in thrift stores once they were humanized.

mac was everything, mac held new and vintage items in their catalog and because of your pinterest boards of clothing that had caught your interest, they found a liking for fun shirts.

fun shirts? you know exactly what i’m referring to.

gag shirts that were donated to the local thrift store.

you need a shirt with a very outdated meme? oh how about a shirt with a cat holding a popsicle celebrating the forth of july? ohhh no, what about an extremely long paragraph about fishing on the back?

mac would 100% wear those choking hazard shirts around the house.

at least you have a lifetime supply of these hilarious shirts from your very whimsical partner.

honestly, not much of a music person.

mac is many things but music doesn’t really seem to be one of them. they love listening to audio books, documentaries, you, and other audios that have someone speaking rather than singing.

but if they were to listen to a genre… r&b 100%. specifically older songs.

they adore you. love you. cherish you. and whenever you’re gone, they tend to miss you a lot. and to express that love, they wind down and listen to music that explains exactly what they adore about you and what they would love to do with you.

mac loves those alien guys.

especially the plushies of them. the neon green fur and their pitch dark eyes just feel like they reminisce mac’s personality.

they carry a lot of random items in their back along with very necessary stuff for everyday needs.

mostly things of yours — a headband, a hair tie, a hair clip, your earbuds, maybe a small plush that resembles Roni. The small things to remind them that you’re always around even when you’re not here physically.

but they definitely carry a portable fan.

they run extremely hot and always have to cool down.

another reason why they’re mostly attracted to more cold food and drinks.

they would 100% have a phone that also works as a wallet. the soft plap of the cover closing the phone satisfies them.

probably known, but they’re an incredibly great artist. they don’t draw as much compared to their research endeavors but when they draw/paint, it is out of the world.

sends you cute emoticons whenever you’re away from your desk.

they have a great jacket collection.

more leather jackets than anything, but the diversity is there.

wears hella jewelry, especially rings, but they have to neatly place them on the desk when they have to work on projects. the feel of them on their moving fingers tend to bother them a lot when typing.

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The door of the home office opens, you peek inside to see if your partner is busy. Mac immediately notices your presence, “need something, my love?”. Caught off guard by how quick they were to sense you, you fully enter the office. A good part of you was nervous about what you were about to propose but it was best to just go for it.

“Yes…I came to ask how you’d feel about having a little less room in bed tonight?”

Mac raised an eyebrow, “Oh? Are one of our other lovers coming to visit?”. 

“No, though like them, what I’m talking about is an object”. You sigh, “I should just be honest, it's a dakimakura”.

Their face goes from confused to amused. “If that’s all, I’m alright with whatever amenities you wish to add to our sleeping arrangements to make your sleep more comfortable”. Like always Mac spoke with 100% sincerity.

How naive their thinking was.

Of all the things they had in mind they certainly didn’t expect to be met with their own face when they pulled back the sheet. “The pillow you wish to amend to tonight’s slumber, is one of me?”.

“Yeah! I was thinking the only way to make sleep better is 2 Macs. Plus if you look here your beautiful face is captured and…”. You went on to explain how much you loved the pillow of them, describing their hands as ‘tantalizing’, eyes as the exact ‘gorgeous shade of green’, and stomach as ‘soft’ with it especially calling out to you. In an odd way, your partner found the whole thing endearing and was touched at hearing how even small aspects of them are noticed and unconditionally adored by you. Needless to say Mac was on board with having you keep the pillow for tonight and the foreseeable future.

It wasn’t so bad in the beginning. When they weren’t there you’d snuggle with ‘daki Mac’ as you called it, but once they were present you’d forgo the pillow and return to cuddle at their side.

Those were the days.

The shift was gradual, nights would pass and sometimes in your sleep you’d roll over to daki Mac and hold them instead. Mac didn’t mind and actually took a picture the first time it happened to tease you with it, “haha, looks like you got confused between the original and plush model of me, love!”. However the more often this occurred the more Mac would hear your reasonings for ‘abandoning’ them as they put it.

“Tonight I want more support on my back”.

“The daki is just so cooold, it feels nice”.

“You came to bed late and I needed a version of you to cuddle”.

“I know you get uncomfortable when we cuddle for too long and you overheat, I thought I could give you a break from that tonight”.

The list went on.

Tonight was a routine Mac had gotten to know too well. Roni, Mac, and you ready yourselves for bed and while you two snuggle for a while it wasn’t long till your eyes land on the always smiling silky, polyester-filled, artificial, faker they now have a grudge against. 

“My love”, they call for you on the other side of the bed, which now feels like beckoning a cat to come closer knowing full well it won’t. “My system grows cold without you here to hold”.

“Sorry, Hun, I just found the perfect sleeping position, and look! So did Roni!”, just around daki Mac’s shoulder a curled up Roni could be seen sleeping. The two most important individuals to them have forsaken them. This is their life now.