I'm the Bad Bitch Motherfuckers Wife

My lovely wife ❤

Nicest thing you've said to me all day👏🏻

MARID YOUR BACK

Yes, hello old friend

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

Not exactly

Wasted oppertunity

This has been missing from my life ❤️

Hey it’s our blonde kid

WhAt. We had kids?

Don’t you remember

Mom forgot about me… idk how I feel.

I’m sorry sweetie

Does this mean I can guilt her into buying me things to make up for forgetting she adopted me?!

Ha with what money! I’m knee deep in student loans so the jokes on you

Lol same though 😂 I just keep putting cheap alcohol on my credit card cause my bank account is low

I think that’s my mistake. I keep putting expensive alcohol on my credit card.

I mean the only difference is I get drunk more often but with worse hangovers 🤷🏼‍♀️

Ahhh yes. You are my child. Eventually you’ll learn how to avoid hangovers just like your ma.

Is the answer expensive booze? Cause my job doesn’t support that lol

No you just gotta grow a pair

MARID YOUR BACK

Yes, hello old friend

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

Not exactly

Wasted oppertunity

This has been missing from my life ❤️

Hey it’s our blonde kid

WhAt. We had kids?

Don’t you remember

Mom forgot about me… idk how I feel.

I’m sorry sweetie

Does this mean I can guilt her into buying me things to make up for forgetting she adopted me?!

Ha with what money! I’m knee deep in student loans so the jokes on you

Lol same though 😂 I just keep putting cheap alcohol on my credit card cause my bank account is low

I think that’s my mistake. I keep putting expensive alcohol on my credit card.

I mean the only difference is I get drunk more often but with worse hangovers 🤷🏼‍♀️

Ahhh yes. You are my child. Eventually you'll learn how to avoid hangovers just like your ma.

MARID YOUR BACK

Yes, hello old friend

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

Not exactly

Wasted oppertunity

This has been missing from my life ❤️

Hey it’s our blonde kid

WhAt. We had kids?

Don’t you remember

Mom forgot about me… idk how I feel.

I’m sorry sweetie

Does this mean I can guilt her into buying me things to make up for forgetting she adopted me?!

Ha with what money! I’m knee deep in student loans so the jokes on you

Lol same though 😂 I just keep putting cheap alcohol on my credit card cause my bank account is low

I think that's my mistake. I keep putting expensive alcohol on my credit card.

MARID YOUR BACK

Yes, hello old friend

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

Not exactly

Wasted oppertunity

This has been missing from my life ❤️

Hey it’s our blonde kid

WhAt. We had kids?

Don’t you remember

Mom forgot about me… idk how I feel.

I’m sorry sweetie

Does this mean I can guilt her into buying me things to make up for forgetting she adopted me?!

Ha with what money! I'm knee deep in student loans so the jokes on you

Ahh I’ve missed @marid-illea ’s around. It’s good to have you back bro

I know right. I’m amazing.

Don't fuel his ego. He'll start drinking again.

MARID YOUR BACK

Yes, hello old friend

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

Not exactly

Wasted oppertunity

This has been missing from my life ❤️

Hey it’s our blonde kid

WhAt. We had kids?

Don’t you remember

Mom forgot about me… idk how I feel.

I’m sorry sweetie

Whoops. It's all the vodka. I swear.

MARID YOUR BACK

Yes, hello old friend

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

Not exactly

Wasted oppertunity

This has been missing from my life ❤️

Hey it’s our blonde kid

WhAt. We had kids?

Shit this is a thing that I missed?

MARID YOUR BACK

Yes, hello old friend

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

Not exactly

Wasted oppertunity

MARID YOUR BACK

Yes, hello old friend

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

MARID YOUR BACK

Yes, hello old friend

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

How'd the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

I HAVENT READ THIS GOD DAMN BOOK BUT AHHHH

I am sorry my edit was a spoiler!! But please enjoy the beauty!!

It’s all cool man😉 I waited to long to read the book and I knows whose end game. I just can’t figure out this Marid illea business 😭😭😭

WE HATE HIM

I have picked up the feeling that he’s not a favourite of the fandom😂 That means I’ll probably love him. anD MY BOOK COMES EITHER TODAY OR MOMDAY!!!!!

Oh dear what have I gotten myself into. DONT TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE CROWN!

The sass was unnecessary

*Sigh* It always is.

Back before they were married @mackenzie-illea @marid-illea

Ah pre MACRID, what a time to be alive

Your boy band still sounds like pots clanging tho

i hate when people say haters are motivators wtf no i cry whenever i find out someone hates me

Haters are my fuel, fake Mackenzie.