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I'm The Bad Bitch Motherfucker's Dad

@august-illea

Hi. My name's August and I hate the Schreaves.

352 posts

May 13, 2017

thewaverlytimes

ISSUE NO.3: MAY 2017

WRITERS

ANJ –– @ladyanj ESTER –– @book-and-comic-fangirl ROSE –– @not-your-dear PAULA –– @princess-may-singer

DESIGNERS

VIV –– @camilleschreave PAULA –– @princess-may-singer ROSE –– @not-your-dear

CHEIF EDITOR

ANJ –– @ladyanj

FEATURED

PIA –– @dreamyunicorngirl MONICA –– @krisspiaria LIBBY –– @theselectionerpotterhead KIERA –– @partylikeawordstar DEEPTHA –– @theheirofillea GREGORY –– @gregory-illea MARID –– @marid-illea GEORGIA –– @georgia-illea AUGUST –– @august-illea @skylars-selection @maxericaruleillea @the-island-sea @illeacourt

#wow I'm famous #dramatic hairflip

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Apr 12, 2017

aprinccessofillea

my day was perfect; Henri made the cake Hale made the dress Camille, Josie and Aunt Brice were the perfect bridesmaids Neena was my made of honor His and My Parents sat together Ahren was there But best of all, my soulmate was at the end of the isle.

I HAVENT READ THIS GOD DAMN BOOK BUT AHHHH

aprinccessofillea

I am sorry my edit was a spoiler!! But please enjoy the beauty!!

It’s all cool man😉 I waited to long to read the book and I knows whose end game. I just can’t figure out this Marid illea business 😭😭😭

aprinccessofillea

WE HATE HIM

I have picked up the feeling that he’s not a favourite of the fandom😂 That means I’ll probably love him. anD MY BOOK COMES EITHER TODAY OR MOMDAY!!!!!

@marrymeaspen

Originally posted by kritalia

Oh dear what have I gotten myself into. DONT TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE CROWN!

You don’t know what a crown is? It’s something you wear atop your head like so:

Originally posted by begging-passion

The sass was unnecessary

*Sigh* It always is.

Back before they were married @mackenzie-illea @marid-illea

#why do i have this in my drafts?

Feb 22, 2017

Idk I'm drunk. Btw the name of this anon is PATRICK STAR!

HI PATRICK STAR! You're very talented

Feb 22, 2017

UH WHY IS CHAOL YOUR OTHER PROFILE PICTURE (max irons)

... what?

Feb 21, 2017

@official-chaolwestfall oh sweetie I think the Illeas take the cake when it comes to being a dysfunctional family. Have you met my son @marid-illea

Or @gregory-illea

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Jan 31, 2017

prince-consort-erik

What do u think about the Marid Blogger?

I think they’re pretty funny. I was really confused for a while because they were posting these things and I hadn’t read The Crown yet, but now I get SO MUCH of it and it’s hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

Aw, people value other people’s opinions! That’s cute.

But it’s cute you think I’m hilarious. Hey, did you know I’m a Slytherin? How about I “Slytherin” to you.

prince-consort-erik

Oh. My. God.

Go drink your vodka, Marid.

Originally posted by breathlessley

Joke’s on you! I already drank my vodka!

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Are you supporting my alcohol problem? God, Dad, you’re never there for me.

I WAS TOO BUSY TRYING TO GET RID OF THE CASTES YOU UNGRATEFUL FOOL … or should I call you… Madrid 😏😏😏

Originally posted by mumblrnots

FUCK YOU. WHERE’S MOM?

Originally posted by gifs-of-stiles

This is what she said… #sorrynotsorry

Originally posted by somethingwhosnottaken

Originally posted by sterekandstelena

Guess what marid… the truth hurts

Originally posted by unjustifieddworld

EVERYONE IS, DAD. THEY JUST DON’T KNOW IT YET.

Stop lyin’ to yourself boi. And stop posting Dylan O'Brien GIFs!!!

Originally posted by reactiongifsandpics

FUCK YOU, DAD. I’LL POST DYLAN O’BRIEN GIFS IF I WANT.

Originally posted by sourwolf-did-you-just

You, my son….. Are very stupid

Originally posted by tugbaheaven

YOU’RE THE WORST DAD EVER.

WELL I’D RATHER HAVE DRACO MALFOY AS MY SON, YOU PEASANT

Originally posted by descartestoilesfesses

FUCK YOU, DAD. GET A LIFE. I’M GOING TO BED.

Good night 😘

eadlynlove-blog

What. Just. Happened?

tuggingmyearmydear

Well there was a very special father-son bonding moment. We also learned August’s GIF perfection.

prince-consort-erik

Throwback to when the Illéas invaded my post.

What a time when the family still talked… @august-illea @marid-illea

Ah good memories

Jan 23, 2017

eadlynschreaveofillea

do ppl in the selction fandom rp or not really?

umm i don’t think so? not as much at least. i’ve seen some though in the past so it’s a thing but not too much of a thing?

Hi there ;)

Dec 23, 2016

I’m surprised that people still follow me on here since this account has practically died. But since the coloring book is coming out soon maybe the fandom will flare up again?

Same

Nov 8, 2016

The Illéas Pt. 2: Bad Thinhs

Marid: Dad, bad things keep happening to me. I have bad luck.

August: No, bad things keep happening to you because you're a dumbass.

Oct 9, 2016

I ship maxon with you.

You know we're like cousins, right? @officialmaxonschreave

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Sep 27, 2016

I'm new to your blog so how do you feel about Marid from the heir?

Ah aha ah, I’m really not a fan of him and his selfish actions but maybe most importantly I’m disappointed in Georgia and Augustus because I really liked them before and now I’m like ://

HI APPARENTLY I'M AUGUSTUS ILLEA

#disrespect #shame on you #shame on your cow

eadlyn-sassy-pants

Sep 10, 2016

the-selection-confessions

It was so much better when I was alone.

Well, we were quiet for like, a month? Does that count?

Sep 10, 2016

@georgia-illea Have you heard that we got a granddaughter?

WHAT

mackenzie-illea

It’s a hoax don’t worry. These blonde stalkers really know how to start drama eh

I don't know though... He is pretty drunk every night. Could've forgot about that incident

Sep 7, 2016

@ashley-fucking-illea you hot babe ;)

ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate

Thanks, hmu, I don’t care about your wedding ring 😘

I will

ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate

I’m so glad you’ve ‘cum’ to realize I can satisfy your thirst better than your wife 😗

Uhhh

mackenzie-illea

Remember why you married me Hun

Who are you again?

mackenzie-illea

Don’t give me that

You see why we left our son now?

mackenzie-illea

I wish I could leave him in the woods

It's never too late

Sep 7, 2016

@ashley-fucking-illea you hot babe ;)

ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate

Thanks, hmu, I don’t care about your wedding ring 😘

I will

ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate

I’m so glad you’ve ‘cum’ to realize I can satisfy your thirst better than your wife 😗

Uhhh

mackenzie-illea

Remember why you married me Hun

Who are you again?

mackenzie-illea

Don’t give me that

You see why we left our son now?

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Sep 6, 2016

mackenzie-illea

Marid loves vodka more than you.

Don’t worry I knew what I was walking into when I married @marid-illea

So troubling.

Though it’s probably true

mackenzie-illea

But also I love wine more than I love Madrid so…

Then we’re even.

Good God we should never have children.

ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate

I’ll have your kids, the Lord wants me too, so does my inner thighs 😍

Originally posted by btrgraphics

I’m really hating the James diamond phase

Well, then maybe our relationship isn’t working!

mackenzie-illea

Or maybe your gif set isn’t working. That’s much easier to fix.

First the blonde children and now the gifs! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

mackenzie-illea

Your wife?

Well, maybe you shouldn’t be anymore.

mackenzie-illea

But then who would make you dinner?

Originally posted by find-a-reaction-gif

I lived with my parents once.

mackenzie-illea

We all know your mother can’t actually cook

McDonalds

mackenzie-illea

Would you like me to bring some home?

I don’t think I can come home to you anymore.

mackenzie-illea

Madrid are you sitting in a liquor store parking lot drunk with a bottle of vodka currently?

Yes, but that’s beside the point.

mackenzie-illea

I don’t think I can trust your judgement right now.

You don’t even love me.

mackenzie-illea

Originally posted by iglovequotes

Sorry, I… can’t.

You're waaaay too drunk right now, son.

kilewoodwork-archive-blog

Aug 23, 2016

character portraits >> percy jackson + annabeth chase

Even though Percy had a similar description to Harry Potter, with the messy black hair and green eyes, I’ve never imagined him to look anything like Harry. Annabeth could easily be mistaken as weak if you’re the kind of person to stereotype blonde haired light eyed girls as weak, just like people think of Fleur Delacour (which I disagree!) But to me, both of them are the fiercest in every thing they do, whether it’s love or war. I tried to find the right pictures that captured that intensity, ferocity and vulnerability that comes with having the world on your shoulders. Twice. In my opinion, the eyes say everything.

Did you pretend to be Percy Jackson too?! @marid-illea Isn't that you?

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